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Hoop jumping

That's just a bunch of arbitrary hooping jumping.

Hym "Really. It's like you're all in your little lanes jumping through your arbitrary hoops and I'm just meandering around the gymnasium and now you're shouting at me to get back in my lane as through the teacher is going to come back and yell at all of us. You couldn't stand to see someone not use them because you know they don't need to be there and think 'If I didn't have to use the hoops I'd have a better outcome' but by using my thing you acknowledge I would have done just fine anyway if nobody had the hoops. They just don't need to be there. It comes in the form of a definition but the movie isn't just something he thought up one day it's based on my critique of societies apathy towards people who are churned out by bureaucracy and employment (or did I 'drop a gun in front of children' in a place where small dicks and big dicks and erotica and conspiracy theories and naming your friends and non-celebrities reign supreme and violate a boundry that is superordinate to all other rule breaking?) And you can say 'Well, it's an appalling take. He didn't have to kill those people... He could have... Um... BECOME HOMELESS and, therefore, rendered moot (There are already a lot of those and, like violence, homeless and the threat of homelessness is used as a form of social control which is why nothing ever happens about EITHER)'
But how is it any more appalling than 'A curated meritocracy where YOUR (and not necessarily anyone elses) kids always win and YOU approve of everyone who "succeeds" (fucks your daughter)'? We all have to validate your parenting pseudo-deity fetish 'Because muh babies!' It's sick. And it's pretend. Pretend world! Remember that? Pretend world? That's an oldy and a goody. Pretend world... 😮 💨 Good times 😁 But yeah that's all just a bunch of hoop jumping you want people to have to do."
by Hym Iam February 20, 2023
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Jump

These niggas wildin and jump
by JackRandolph November 7, 2017
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Jumping Poles

When you jump from one dick to another during sex.
Ryan-"Sadie stop jumping poles onto Ben "
by StreetNamez101 October 9, 2016
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Jumped

1. Getting brutally hurt and attacked, typically by two or more persons at the same time.
Come help me, I’m getting jumped by Keisha, Mia, & Ava!
by anonymous October 11, 2024
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Mario Jumped

Having a Cobold Rape your face in a game of Dnd
The Elf was mario jumped, and then ridiculed by all his friends.
by FlimsyYam November 23, 2010
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Jump-Thrust

A term my friend coined in which you jump when you thrust that cooch, increasing sexual pleasure ten-fold
My friend coined jump-thrusting, and I tried it with my girl.
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