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[Tina] Syndrome

Tina - can be replaced by a girl's name

Tina Syndrome
A syndrome caused by interacting with Tina. Symptoms include:

(1) Overthinking on her words, actions and frequency of contact
(2) Overplanning on how to make her happy so you could see that cute smile & giggle again!
You: Ahh I met this girl called Tina 4 months ago and now I'm having a Tina Syndrome. Going crazy over this one!

Friend: Bro - go get a life!
by Cool human February 12, 2019
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Ricegum syndrome

Saying irrelevant and flexing every time you speak
P1 : Doc I want the Irrelevant cure for Ricegum syndrome because i make 2£ a day
Doctor : We will deliver it to your irrelevant house because my Abibas shoes cost more than 11£
by waaaaalllllllllmaaaaaaart June 25, 2019
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Haugesund Syndrome

The Haugesund Syndrome is a syndrome that can be gained while staying for a longer time in a city without the possibility of proper recreational activities. A lack of proper recreactional activities can be triggered by extended periods of bad weather as well as the physical absence of recreational facilities.
Yo, I'm really pumped to start riding bikes, but unfortunately I got the Haugesund Syndrome. What a bummer.....
by Jankie_The_Monkey November 15, 2019
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Morrissey Syndrome

An overwhelming desire for a relationship with someone you can't (I Want The One I Can't Have).

Named after The Smiths' lead singer, Steven Morrissey

Also known as Mozza Syndrome
Person 1: "I think about her all the time and dream about her every night man. I asked her and she said no. I guess I Want The One I Can't Have"
Person 2: "Mate you've got a severe case of Morrissey Syndrome"
by WannaBeMorrissey May 22, 2016
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DTMS Syndrome

Acronym for
Donald Trump Mini Stroke Syndrome
Scientific name Transient ischemic attack
Webster Dictionary had to add 5000 new jobs due to the president having DTMS Syndrome.
He alone has added new words like Covfefe,

Yos-e-nite, Thighland, Championch, Heroilynn,
Foistered, Susbesig, Humanitaries, Deligitimatize,
Her ridge, Pivittible, Benefishers, Resaption, Appliculibulls, Obstuulz, Bipartiss, Solucius, Forsiva , Liberalation & Asbadodizzoz

Just to name a few that have be reviewed for definitions
by Yuri Shatski September 2, 2020
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NGAB Syndrome

Acronym for "No Girlfriend Around Blindness" Syndrome

When a guy isn't with his girlfriend, and he thinks that everyone around him is pretty because he has temp. blindness.

Guys with this syndrome tend to cheat on their girlfriends vigorously and with various ugly girls, making their girlfriends feel like they're the ugly ones. This syndrome not only effects the guy's friend's views on him because at any given chance he hooks up with nasty smuts and it makes him look pathetic and desperate, but heavily effects the girlfriend..making them insanely jealous of everyone, even the fattest and ugliest of girls, since the boyfriend is already known to hook up with the fattest and ugliest of girls.
"Did Tj come to the party without his girlfriend?"
"Yeah"
"Is he hooking up with Patty? Does he know Patty is actually a guy?"
"I think he has NGAB syndrome.."
"oh, that explains A LOT."
by Nikkiholl3r February 3, 2012
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DSN Syndrome

DSN stands for Dystopian Slut Nightmare. This syndrome affects mostly unnatractive succesful men that become haunted with dreams of sedimenting commitments with his low adherence lovers, ending up with a trophy wife or the like.
- So, Brad is talking again about going steady with Beth.
- It´s just his DSN Syndrome talking.
by terminal1 September 22, 2011
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