I'll Just Flat Stanley

When the situation is awkward or you dislike the idea of something due to it being awkward or unusual; you then feel as you become paper thin or a cardboard cut out.

"I'll just Flat Stanley." Eric said after the joke flipped.

by NerdEmperor14 March 3, 2026

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Kids are getting stabbed

Hey! You know who HASN'T stabbed any kids?

Hym 😃👈 "THIS GUY! But you know what? If what is happening to me is happening to other people, I AM NOT SURPRISED IN THE LEAST THOSE KIDS ARE GETTING STABBED! Not even a little bit! And, frankly, I think it's completely avoidable in this specific instance. And I know what you want me to do and I'm not doing. I'm not going to kill myself and I'm not going to be a slave. You want me away from your kids so bad you can either get your balls up and kill me yourself or you can pay me for that fucking AI I created and I won't have any reason to kill your kids. It isn't even about your piece of shit kids. It's about you using authority you don't actually have to deny other men the right to pursue happiness. And in MY instance, your doing it to someone who is better than YOU, better than YOU EVER COULD HAVE BEEN, and BETTER THAN YOUR FUCKING KIDS COULD EVER BE! Because it is YOU who is a WASTE OF REPRODUCTIVE CAPACITY. You did everyone a disservice by sticking your dick in that dumb slut you call a wife. You know, I walked past 2 of them today. Right at arms length."

by Hym Iam March 8, 2025

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Beer ballin Stanley cup dipper

This word describes the canon event/tradition of every person who wins the Stanley cup. The winners all must dip their testicles into the Stanley cup trophy filled with beer

Im going to put my balls in the Stanley cup filled with beer. I’m going to beer ballin Stanley cup dipper

by Pennypie33333 May 25, 2025

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Until somebody gets stabbed

Mitch McConnell wants to wait until somebody gets stabbed to do anything about this which means they likely couldn't get a conviction (which is all they care about and NOT YOUR KIDS GETTING STABBED). I want you to do it BEFORE THAT.

Hym "Mitch McConnell wants to wait until somebody gets stabbed to pay attention to anything so.... Go stab him. Go stab him. Tell him it is from me. And then call the police officer you sent over here to harass me (which is a crime and is filing a FLASE POLICE REPORT) and tell him somebody is 'inciting violence.' Mitch wants it to be someone else who gets stabbed. And they likely ALREADY HAVE BEEN stabbed. That's the cycle. You don't listen. Your kids get stabbed. You blame me. You continue not to listen. You kids get stabbed again."

by Hym Iam November 4, 2025

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isla and stanley

isla and stanley is the definition for the coolest people on earth. they are the most long lasting couple ever and SHALL be getting married someday. i will make sure of it. isla and stanley are both cool amazinf and funny. and also isla has a huge wang.

person 1: “u ok?”
person 2: “yeah yeah i’m good. oh look it’s isla and stanley!!”
person 1: “oh my goooood they look so awesome!!!!!”
in unison: “woah look at islas huge dong!”

by fentabuser911 November 18, 2025

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