Rustic Spoon

When you insert a spoon into your rectum and then eat out of it.

Damn Billy, That rustic spoon you gave me early really hit the spot.

by crazycat42 December 15, 2020

rusty spoons

The rusty spoons are part of a very famous french Christmas tradition where u leave your spoons out side your house on Christmas Eve then a frog will come and take the spoons and return them on New Year’s Day. Over the years the spoons have gotten rusty so that’s how they got the name of the tradition

“Are you guys leaving your rusty spoons out today”

Obiosly we won’t get new spoons we will use the same every year so they get exstra rusty

by Rusty spoons December 15, 2020

Playing the Spoons

a slang for shorush. usually it is injected by a syringe but criminal-kingpin Maxdonald has a tendency of putting shorush up a victim's nostril

"Come on over and I'll show you how to play the spoons"

Playing the spoons is really stupid because this show is really dumb

by Yoylecakius December 22, 2020

spoon the fluffy

Spoon the fluffy exists, go home

Spoon the fluffy exists... go home

by IHotzDropz (Hot Peppa) January 15, 2021

spoon

A guy who uses fake alts to talk to multiple women deceitfully online.
Scooping their hearts out with lies

“John is such a spoon. Not only did I learn he was talking to 3 other women online at the same time as me, but he actually held convos with us at the same time too! Such a fucking spoon.”

by SoRosy January 22, 2021

ambi-spoon

ambi-spoon is where the spooner is either a little spoon or a big spoon

"i am a ambi-spoon, but if you want me to be a big spoon i can."

by Einstam February 3, 2021

Lost the Spoon in the Batter

When a woman inserts her vibrator, dildo or other pleasuring implement so deeply that she cannot retrieve it from her vaginal or anal canal.

She was trying to have some fun but failed because she lost the spoon in the batter.

by All Bets Hedged February 18, 2021