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lite soft penis

son: Why does my soy hot dog look like a lite soft penis.
Mom: sorry son I boiled it to long.
by Twinkle boner star July 25, 2017
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soft hippie

Soft hippie bois wear tye dye almost all the time listens to hippie and soft Boi music. Their style switches from soft Boi to hippie in less than a minute. Otherwise known as a milo
by Milooo October 6, 2019
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Soft to Hard

A soft to hard is a competition played between 2 males in online video chat rooms. Both men have to show their 100% flaccid penis at the start and remain only looking at the users on the call while masturbating and the first to cum .No porn is allowed so being gay isn’t allowed either(the other competitor(s) would be porn. Though other users in the call can do anything they want to influence the soft to hard. The overall goal is to see which degenerate discord user is more animalistoc.
“Steppa beat out legendary soft to hard vetrans his first time by breaking thier focus talking about animals genitalia. What a legend
by BasedSteppa May 13, 2024
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Soft-Serving

Usually a boy does this to himself, but soft serving is the action of giving a handjob to someone.
Last night i Soft-served( Soft-Serving) myself”
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by Jp Spartapigbob June 15, 2022
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soft guy era

A man who does not want to be the provider but wants to be provided for. He wants a women who will go out and work and make a 6 figure check while he stays at home comfortably and cleans, cooks, and takes care of the kids.
Boy I ain’t workin no more I’m in my soft guy era I’ll let my girl take care of the bills
by Mo.the.silwadi April 9, 2024
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soft skulled

Somebody who wants to be intellectually valid in a conversation but has a heavy bias which prevents them from seeing the bigger picture of a topic. This makes them unable to prove valid points, hardly ever making any sense in a political or philosophical debate.
"There was a soft skulled libertarian the other day trying to tell me if there was no taxes McDonald's would fix the potholes in front of their restaurant.
by Yonell November 18, 2017
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Soft Fuzzy Man

Another word for a mans weiner, and sometimes a woman's jungle bush.
"I'm gonna stroke my soft fuzzy man." "I'm gonna use this hairbrush to pleasure my soft fuzzy man"
by sigmatoilet33 October 7, 2024
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