The guy Rob I’m dating whose penis is small but is confident and sexy about it so we make it work...
*mutual friend at work* You guys are so funny posting your silly pics of his butt.
Girlfriend to mutual friend : his butt is on point but he’s still my small “d” boyfriend 😂
Girlfriend to mutual friend : his butt is on point but he’s still my small “d” boyfriend 😂
by Newmexicogirl505 February 3, 2018
Get the Small “D” Boyfriendmug. 
What makes you think Piers Morgan doesn't have a small penis? His wife isn't "Taking a break" to NOT fuck a fat-cock.
Hym "Xi Jinping has a small penis. See? I'm not a plant. Not a Russian agent. Not a Chinese spy. If it looks as thoigh I am you have to remember I suggested bouncing my IP around to aviod detection. Some of these YouTube motherfuckers are paid plants though. Somebody needs to make an app like Newsbreak except for YouTube shills."
by Hym Iam April 22, 2024
Get the Xi Jinping has a small penismug. by KonoDioDa_ April 24, 2022
Get the Small Gandalfmug. by Çaçeçiçoçu July 24, 2025
Get the wee small hoursmug. "I don't have small tits, I wear a 34B!"
"Tiny tits says what?"
"What?"
"I'm a B cup now so they're average"
I know you can still fit in ur training bras girl....
"Tiny tits says what?"
"What?"
"I'm a B cup now so they're average"
I know you can still fit in ur training bras girl....
by Embarrassedonlive February 12, 2025
Get the Small Titsmug. by Adujasty343 August 29, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Small, smAll, smalL<.7.9.7.6>mug.