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squirrel sauce

squirrel sauce, n.: Internet-based distractions that disrupt concentration and impede efficient work flow. Coined by Carleton University political scientist Steve Seideman.
"I opened up my email and my inbox was covered in squirrel sauce."
"Please quit sending me video clips from Pajamas Media; they are mainly squirrel sauce for conservatives."
"I didn't get the bid finished because my twitter was drowning in squirrel sauce."
by I am Doctor Stones May 24, 2013
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emo squirrel

emo squirrel : adjective

an emo squirrel is what you call someone who looks or acts "emo". you can call your friends it as a joke, or call other people it as an insult.
a kid named hazel called me an emo squirrel today. i fell very hurt
by maxissupercool April 29, 2022
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Squirrel king

Used for when you see a Squirrel with the face of a man AKA Mr.fincannon
by BAIGEPANDA April 6, 2022
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Squirrel

Crowley: Moose, Squirrel.
by Deanxcas March 3, 2021
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An adorable squirrel that has pure black eyes and lives in japan. It lives in cold climates and eats like an average squirrels (nuts and seeds). They use their arm flaps to fly across up to 10 feet distances (and more).
Me:Look at that Japanese/ezo dwarf flying squirrel!

My sister: I know right! It’s adorable
by Angel of russian songs August 8, 2020
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Squirrel

An evil, extremely intelligent and developed animal which hides behind the public image of a cute rodent to make people think they are inoffensive.
David: I just saw a bunch of squirrels together on that tree!
Jhon: They are probably discussing the guerrilla situation on Colombia.

David: Thank god it's that, I thought it was the penguins who took care of that situation.
by SomeSexyPotato May 8, 2021
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Dirt Squirrel

A noodle arm lookin' redneck-gangster, who looks like they haven't showered in about 2 months. Commonly found with a herd of dirt squirrels, standing by their cars in a city hall parking lot.
He is a dirt squirrel.
by kvli December 8, 2020
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