kick the spoon

The act of tickling someone's uterus with a lysol wipe while they drink coffee to loosen their bowels.

Every morning, I kick the spoon with my wife before she gets dressed to go to work so she doesn't have to shower.

by nishinoyawarrior May 10, 2021

cunt with a spoon

when a woman of british decent has a curved receptacle utensil (preferably comically large and wooden, as if it could be used for paddling)

man 1: knock knock
man 2: who's there?
man 1: orange
man 2: orange who?
man 1: cunt with a spoon

by salviesez May 10, 2021

Spoon

Special piece of of nightmare

Shut up and go to spoon something, please please.

by Docking lover 69 November 5, 2021

Spoon

Spoon is such a amazing cool and amazing person

Gay1: Spoon is so cool
Gay2: ikr
Spoon: yeah I'm so cool

by spoonypoonspoom November 6, 2021

Mould spoon

To have sex using a Condom that has been reused to the point it becomes mouldy

Reusing that old condom would just be mould spooning at this point.

by Grannyshitter March 19, 2022

Spoonful of ass

Nutella butter

Just let me eat the spoonful of ass

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

T spoon

A person who is deprived of validation and stuck in a shell. If you find a T spoon love him unconditionally and dont give him anything other than food and happiness.

Man I'm not sure what's wrong with that guy. He sure looks like a t spoon to me. How about let's fill him with truth. Its obvious he needs help.

by ButchNochance January 27, 2022