Faux Snow

Snow that melts when it reaches the ground and turns into water, as opposed to snow that sticks to the ground and stays in snow form.

Hey is the snow sticking? No, its faux snowing.

by robo523 January 12, 2009

Snow Coning

The act of inserting ice cubes into your partners anus, then performing anal sex, with the ice cubes melting,your genitalia becomes covered in anal juice, after ejaculating,you then wipe your cum/anal juice covered genitals over your partners lips and nose.

Guy 1> that chic last night was nasty as hell

Guy 2> yeah man totally, we even used the anal ice cubes

Guy 1> You were snow coning her? Thats fucked up man.

by bored bartender December 29, 2011

Snow Pussy

An individual that sits inside an excavator because he can't be a man and use a shovel while he secretly cries into his terrible towel when it snows or his steelers win as the cowboys lose!

Mike is such a snow pussy he would rather let the snow melt than clear his driveway and sidewalk as he watches his Steelers.

by Distribution of beer February 8, 2018

Snow Captain

A generally good looking, professionally-established man who exhibits characteristics including (but not limited to): haughtiness, arrogance, being overly well-spoken, gray/white hair, indifference to perceived subordinates, long monologues referencing their intensely specific subset of knowledge.

A Snow Captain displays certain personality traits similar to the female counterpart, Ice Queen.

This condescending professor is apparently too good to be involved with actually teaching students. Just because he's good looking and runs his own lab doesn't mean he can ignore us and treat us like dogs. Why did I have to get stuck with this Snow Captain?

by Idrinkyourtears March 25, 2011

Snow White

(N.) A Racist Bitch who should be killed for her numerous Hate Crimes in the fifties.

Fuck her and her Seven Dwarfs. What kind of S&M Shit is that anyway? Seven Dwarfs...

by G-Union 2 November 24, 2004

snow bunny

a white girl who likes a black guy

“Oh my god Amy, you’re such a snow bunny.”

by crunchybebes April 2, 2021

snow plow

to make the shocker with both hand and make a triangular possition with them and then insert 4 in the pink, 2 in the stink and or 4 in the gooch 2 in the pooch

"yo nigger i gave that girl the snow plow"

by that nigger tom July 16, 2006