Stop squirting September

This is the event for girls which’s Almost like no nut November, you are not allowed to squirt in any circumstances under the whole September.

Person 1: have you failed Stop squirting September yet?

Girl: yeah, it’s way to hard!

by Someone talented November 3, 2019

September 17 birthday

The day when the most handsome generous people are born who are destined for greatness in life every if it doesn’t come easy

Oh wow he’s going to be successful he’s got a september 17 birthday

by Smirkz October 2, 2023

September 5, 2020

A normal day when nothing special will happen.

I'm really concerned about how we're going to survive through September 5, 2020.

by Oreva1 August 9, 2020

September 25th Eve

That time of year, every september 24th men all around the world get ready and find a big juicy schlong to gobble down!

Man 1: hey bro what did you get up to last night?
Man 2: oh you know just prepared for September 25th Eve.

by SweetOneTime September 24, 2021

13th January & September

Abuse Yichao day

Look it's the 13th January & September , we need to abuse Yichao

by Not Yichao January 13, 2022

September 1st

The worst people are born on this day!

Cheyenne is born on September 1st and she's the worst

by I,sk,x,,d December 15, 2019

September 29

These people born on this day are fake friends.

You: It’s my birthday, September 29th!

Ryan: You’re a fucking fake you big booty bitch.

If you dislike this you were probably born on September 29th and failed the vibe check.

by what the steelers fan December 2, 2020