online dating service

A place where ugly/desperate men go to pick up women.
Sonny couldnt score in real life so he decided to try an online dating service after being turned down by women. Sadly he was rejected there too. Final resort after being dumped on myspace, caught busted lying about income, basically made a fool of to every woman and the last resort.
by BendOva October 01, 2007
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Date Rape Face

A person who possesses the face of a date rapist.
Oh my god! Is Laura dating Bob?!?! That guy totally has Date Rape Face.
by Manic Monday August 01, 2008
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what's today's date

Jeff: Hey what's today's date??
Juan Julio Hernandez Estabon Ricardo El Chappo lll: today is today.
by Because we're retarded October 29, 2019
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Straigt date is when there are two of the same sex on a date together. And one of which is is gay. The other is usually not out of the closet hence they call it a "straight date".
Two guys, one 32 years old, the other 22 were out at the wine bar together. The older one made it very know to everyone in his vacinity that he was gay, and had "partners". The other one made references all night to a "girlfriend". But in the end they were two guys in a wine bar together and they were on a "straight date".
by dk2282 January 13, 2008
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date rape face

One who possesses the face of a date rapist.
Look at that guy's face, he totally has date rape face.
by TrancingZombie July 29, 2008
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One Date Stand

Similar in nature to a One Night Stand, it involves two people fornicating after going out on one date with plans of never seeing each other again afterwards.
Zed: How was the date last night?
Ted: Fantastic! We ended up doing the nasty!
Zed: So that means you're going to see her again?
Ted: Nah, she was just a One Date Stand
by bubbabear244 December 27, 2010
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date my mom

Worst show ever.... and by worst, I mean best.
John: What did you do last night?
Joe: Watch "Date My Mom"!

Liz: Have you heard of "Date my Mom"
Kate: Have I heard of it? I was on it!!
by Joe23423423 April 22, 2006
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