Test Wank

The act of checking the captain is awake after having a skin full. Usually in a pub toilet.

The good lady wife says I'm on a promise and I've had 8 gins. I'm off for a test wank

by Paul A Radcliffe May 23, 2023

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by zurayukiwa March 5, 2025

Timed drawing test

Phone sex by young or old people. Usually done over snapchat and is meant to be quiet and fun, creativity is key

Hey babe wanna do a timed drawing test

by DankDestroyer5454 October 19, 2016

The base Blooben test

a fake test meant to trick a friend that there is indeed a blooben test

Trump has to take The base Blooben test.

by lightning_jack March 8, 2024

reverse test-taking

Where you don't physically/emotionally feel up to insipidly wading through an entire 0%!$&@# textbook-article prior to taking the post-test, and so you simply take the test "first" instead of "last", skimming the book to locate just the answer to each question as you read it off from the test-sheet.

I was always a low-stamina student with short attention-span and poor concentration, so I always had to perform just the reverse test-taking method to pass my exams.

by QuacksO October 5, 2018

Home COVID Test

Farting right next to a person you live with and not telling them to see if they still have their sense of smell.

My wife just gave me a Home COVID Test and I passed.

by AnctRome November 25, 2020

Test

A test is a predetermined list of items to check that measures whether or not something or someone is performing in the manner it is expected to

I aced that test, good job I revised!

What do you mean it's not working, what have you tested?

by Tester68 September 7, 2023