non fucker

Someone who will not fuck his wife and complains about her wanting to have sex!
He is a non fucker
by Mrstealyochick77 September 05, 2018
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non-crack crackhead

a black child that acts like a white crackhead.
"hey, you see that non-crack crackhead laughing and dancing?"
by JH2005 January 11, 2020
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non-flakey friend

Someone who doesn't flake on you when you make plans with them. These people aren't pussys
I wish Kenny and Seth were non-flakey friends. They never follow through with fun stuff.
by Flakescantbetamed February 22, 2017
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Non-premarital dating

A person of any age not being able to date until marriage due to certain guidelines set by the parents
"My father has exposed me to Non-premarital dating and is forcing me to abide by those rules, now i am going to run away to some far away country with my boyfriend like i'm in a shitty Disney movie."
by 888899990000000 July 18, 2023
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What Urban Dictionary claims to do, but really if you just search a name you find a bunch of praise for friends and partners.
Urban Dictionary: "Don't name your friends. We'll be rejecting inside jokes and names of non-celebrities."
Me: "But didn't I just see a bunch of non celebrity naming?"
by ropoopy May 23, 2022
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Non-problem

Something that seems like a problem in the moment only to you, but in five days you probably won't even remember you had a problem
Tanner: "This 15 year old is hitting on me hard core and it's adorable, but it makes me mad because he looks 18."
Sarah: "That's a non-problem. Call me in a few days when you realize how silly that sounded."
by Justadreamr July 11, 2015
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Non Morphable

When Ed's cheeks clap so loud as he struts his stuff that nearby man and thotties swarm his trunk like pikes at a car boot sale. Before Ed was able to walk around and move freely, however now he is surrounded by so many booty fiends that he has nowhere to go, or morph, therefore rendering him NON MORPHABLE.
'Yo have you seen Ed recently'
'Nah g he's been Non Morphable'
'Ah fuck, hope man survives this time fr fr'
by Bigbootysweat September 20, 2020
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