cool dad band

A band, like Wilco, whose primary audience is comprised of dads with cool teenage kids, but who still attract enough cool teenage kids to be actually cool.

Joe: Have you heard the new Wilco CD?
Amy: No way, man. My dad still hasn't taken "Yankee Foxtrot Hotel" out of the Saab.
Lisa: Yeah. They're such a cool dad band.

by Emily R-W March 2, 2008

you're dad lesbian

An epic comeback to "you're mom gay"

Jeff: You're mom gay
Jake: You're dad lesbian
Jeff: *dies*

by Hippyhaterpussyslayer July 7, 2018

piece of shit dad

A sperm donor. A male that does not acknowledge his kids whatsoever and knows nothing about their lives. Someone who goes very long periods of time without talking to his kids and doesn't provide.

Cody forgot his daughters birthday, he is a piece of shit dad.

by Laceylouwhoo August 19, 2016

good-time dad

A dad who has little to no interest in the lives of his children other than keeping up the appearance of a good father. Dad's such as this will buy their children meaningless material gifts, junk food, and occasional activities to win their child's affection, but will never be involved in a meaningful way beyond a token appearance.

Little Johnny has been in soccer for 5 years. Johnny's dad, Toolbag, shows up at one soccer game and continually refers to this event as a reference to his involvement in Johnny's life. Toolbag could be described as a "good-time dad."

by William H. Thompson December 17, 2007

Where is your dad?

You say this whenever someone who is communist based, says something unreal.

Steven: "Bro get some bitches!"
Elijah: "Get some bitches this, get some bitches that, like bro where is your dad?"

by xinese April 19, 2021

step-up dad

A father figure to a child that is not married to the mother.

A father figure that stepped-up to the plate.

This is my mom and step-up dad, they take care of me.

by BoxedCheri February 16, 2017

Dad hands

When some one has dad hands, they tend to have large/wide hands, prominent knuckles, and long fingers. They basically swallow you hand when hand-holding.

“My boyfriend has dad hands, they practically swaddle my hands!”

by -fluent_in_sarcasam- April 7, 2019