JT Brain

Like Pregnancy Brain or Dementia, you illogically and unrealistically associate anything and Everything with Justin Randle Timberlake aka JT aka the hot man with blue eyes in the woods.
Dad: great game! Heels Next!

Daughter w/JT brain: As in Tennessee? As in JT’s team? Baby blue

Everyone in the group chat: …?????
Daughter w/ JT Brain: Oh North Carolina whoops, I knew it was tar heels and baby blue!
by lovesquared March 20, 2022
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Brain Shart

A brain fart immediately succeeded by verbal diarrhoea.
Becca's brain sharted when she exclaimed "I just had a massive shit in the shower"... she meant toilet.
by rugdealer October 06, 2022
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Artificial Brain

a smart phone, cell phone
esp for people under 40 years old
students take pics of notes or test reviews, but cannot find them amongst the thousands of selfies & texts a day
people walk off cliffs, into sewer holes, or miss the UFOs flying over, or bigfoot strolling by
one of the highest forms of narcissism OR filming illegal events
put your artificial brains away, we are taking a test
by Alpino February 02, 2023
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Brain pause

A moment when all thoughts pause, and you forget what you’re saying or you’re tryna think.
“Yea so as I was sa- wait... my brain just paused

“It gonna be a while, his brain paused”
by Somewhatintelligent July 30, 2020
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Vestigial brain

Used to describe someone who has lost the ability to think or seemingly without a working brain. Could also describe herd thinking (another word to add) or cult members who no longer think for themselves.
Homer doesn't think anymore... no, he has a vestigial brain.
by uuuddd July 17, 2020
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Brain smoothie

Brain Smoothie (noun):
A slang term used to describe a lobotomy, a surgical procedure that involves removing or damaging parts of the brain in order to treat mental illness or behavioral disorders. The term "brain smoothie" emphasizes the idea that the procedure turns the brain into a blended, mushy texture, similar to a fruit smoothie.
Example usage:
"I can't believe they gave Loreen a brain smoothie just because she had a few mood swings. That's way too extreme of a treatment!"
by Sofia Loreen April 27, 2023
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