mustache monorail

one person getting railed/dry-humped/oral sex by a single unit that happens to have a hairy upper lip.

guy #1: what did you do last night?"
guy #2: i mustached monorailed some bitch all night long!
guy #3: trust me, you're welcome. do not mustache monorail my mother ever again!
guy #2: deal.....

by eatshitanddie666 May 30, 2010

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The Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law

The inversely proportional relationship between the increase in computing power due to Moore's Law* and the age of those most able to make use of new technologies.

*eg, http://news.cnet.com/Myths-of-Moores-Law/2010-1071_3-1014887.html

"Sheila knew that the Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law was in effect when she had to ask her 6 year old niece to teach her how to use twitter."

by cjm94611 February 24, 2009

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motorboat

Orginally called a "vince vaughn", the motorboat is another name for a mix of Southern Comfort and Mountain Dew Code Red.

Hey man, make me a delicious motorboat.

by heels November 14, 2006

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Jasmine Moore

Wigger

Jasmine Moore aka the queen of the wiggers

"Do you know Jasmine Moore?" person 1

"no. can you describe her?" person 2

"Shes a wigger" person 1

"oh her. yah i know exactly who your talking about now. Shes the biggest wigger i know" person 2

by The Most Casual Observer July 30, 2009

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Motorcycles

Motorcycles are extremely sexy men who make you want to shit yourself. They are seen rarely but the few opportunities you meet a motorcycle you need to get there number! They don't come around often so look closely for that sexy beast coming around the corner.

Alexis: Yooo look at that motorcycles :D
Donna: Damn i want his number!

by lilswimmer3598 October 27, 2011

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