Midnight Toking

The most joyous of smoking experiences. It occurs between the glorious hours of midnight and 1 a.m. Once the clock reads 1:01, it is now the blunting hours.

It's midnight! Grab the gang and let's go enjoy some midnight toking.

by TittyCream November 6, 2012

midday wood

The time where your wood that interrupts you in the middle of the day when your are off guard.

During the lunch break, Tom had to hide the midday wood

by Freddy Morris April 13, 2014

midnight stranger

When you put your hand to sleep until it goes numb, and then you masturbate ferociously and it feels like a stranger is giving you a handjob.

I couldn't sleep last night so I induced a visit from the midnight stranger.

by Kp1336 November 23, 2016

middle school

the awkward in-between stage of your life when it feels like everything is falling apart but your only worries are that crush you have on the best friend of the girl who has a crush on you and it feels like love
the building you're stuck in for like 8 hours a day without choice

middle school ain't nothing son

by rofl my waffle January 6, 2017

middle lane wanker

A middle lane wanker is someone who thinks it's ok to drive there vehicle in the middle lane all of the time

The middle lane of a motorway is an overtaking lane as is the outside lane once you have overtaken the slower vehicle you should always pull back in also if you are in the middle lane and another motorist is indicating to pull out and the outside lane is empty pull over and use it

Move over you fucking middle lane wanker

by Trade plate 88 July 29, 2017

midstorm

The Definition of a pest

oh there goes midstorm insulting short and fat kids

by Scupy the Scup May 15, 2018

midsquat

Running to the bathroom after Taco Bell and not quite making it in time so you shart all over the toilet seat.

Bill-“That Taco Bell gave me massive diarrhea”
Steve- “Same, but I didn’t quite make it in time so I just pulled a midsquat.”

by Turbo Moisturizer June 5, 2018