A fuckup in every respect. A sex god in training. Has weird attraction to latinas and feet. Despises indians.
Michael shut the fuck up
by JONTHEPU55Y5LAYER January 19, 2018
Get the michaelmug. by atowneightynizzle November 12, 2003
Get the michael jordan'smug. An extremely wealthy and good looking guy with brown eyes who is fascinated with law and politics and loves to talk about how urban chic everything is. He resides in a fashionable urban environment, such as the sunny west county in St. Louis, MO. Most of his friends are girls and his absolute favorite expression is "Jealousssss?"
friend: "I don't know how to decorate my room..."
Michael Smith: "Make it urban...I just got these incredible urban chic posters for my apartment room...jealousss?"
Michael Smith: "Make it urban...I just got these incredible urban chic posters for my apartment room...jealousss?"
by sexy_on_a_plate November 17, 2010
Get the Michael Smithmug. An overrated, shitty, annoying singer/songwriter that looks like a cross between David Coverdale of Whitesnake and my left testicle.
by Da Dude October 17, 2003
Get the michael boltonmug. by Gouda94 January 10, 2012
Get the Michael Arballomug. This fat cunt his so god damn dumb he threw a rock at the ground and missed. He has failed high school and dropped out of kindergarden at age 12 cause he was so cool. He now lives a life of smoking grass and ferns
by Michael Piazza October 31, 2017
Get the Michael Piazzamug. Cool ass dude who has his own yotube channel. He will play games such as Doom, Black Ops 3, and Battlefield in the background. But will describe in great detail the functions of minecraft.
by Thatoneguy420yolo November 3, 2016
Get the Minecraft Michaelmug.