missing shit

what i have whenever my demented mom knock ins with stolen keys and sleeps on my second bed. im honestly fed up.

i have way to much illegal motherfucking missing shit because of you, im going to lose my home and go to jail for stuff thats not even mine, mom go to the damned doctor about your fucking alzhiemers already. youve ignored it for ten years and now ive got n***** written on my fucking medical records.

by Cody5050 November 23, 2020

Miss Believer

A REALLY underated song from 21 pilots, its one of the best and most calming song ive heard

"hey have you ever heard of Miss Believer?"
"uh no what's that..?"
"you should try listening that with me, ill show you!"
"sure!"

by Thatonegirlwhoisjustreallybore November 25, 2020

Call him Miss Ross

Derogatory term used for someone in the public eye (typically an athlete or actor) who has a reputation of being a prima donna or self-important.

Based on Diana Ross insisting people ‘call (her) Miss Ross

‘Randy Moss is a total diva. Call him Miss Ross.’

‘Eh, call him Miss Ross. Every fantasy league he’s been in (name of owner) has managed to irritate all the other owners’

by Ten Forward December 10, 2020

Miss. Snake

Angelyse Nicole Fuller

Miss. Snake is a snakey snake.

by Trixie Smith January 2, 2021

Megan is Missing

A movie where 2 girls gets the D from a guy with a torture fetish. And for some reason the Barrel has a harem

Person A: have you seen Megan is Missing?

Person B: Oh the one where the Barrel has a harem?

Person C: yeah

by Ass Raccoon person January 24, 2021

Miss Deb

Miss Deb is Moco's mom

Te amo de Moco Miss Deb(love you from Moco Miss Deb)

by El_Moco February 13, 2021

Miss America

When you pull out a shoot your load across her body thus giving her a sash of cum.

Dave: Hey Steve did Alyssa come over last night?
Steve: Yeah Dave but when I pulled off to side to give her a Miss America, I got it in her eye!

by Dirtisgold February 27, 2021