Shit Maxing

Shitting all of the shit out your asscrack

Dill: I feel bowels feel so empty after shit maxing
Randy: wtf is a shit maxing
Dill: fuck off

by TottalyEpicGamer69 May 6, 2024

girth maxing

grow your penis

john was girth maxing to grow below the waist this weekend.

by bennettjohn May 24, 2024

Tip-maxing

Tip-maxing is a form of self-pleasure sometimes performed by men who wish to isolate their feelings of arousal to the tip of their penis. It is performed by rubbing a thumb over the meatus for a prolonged period of time.

Have you tried tip-maxing? I've heard it feels great!

by ItsMeWillyT May 27, 2024

AIDS-Maxing

AIDS-maxing means maximizing AIDS and/or HIV prevention. If someone were to use a condom to prevent STDs that would be considered AIDS-maxing.

“Wow Tom, you have a lot of condoms, you have big AIDS-maxing game!”
“Thank you Fred no pain no gain, AIDS-maxing is for the best!”

by ManlyMattress May 29, 2024

foam maxing

The art of spraying jizz in foam form. This usually happens when you put fairy liquid on your dick.

I used foam maxing to clean my dishes!

by uncle stroker 69 May 30, 2024

Aura Maxing

"Aura" or "Aura Maxing" is an internet term to describe how gravitational ones presence is. Usually by being mysterious, attractive, intelligent, etc...

- You can loose aura points by going out of your way to look cool and failing in the process.

- Some people just naturally have high aura but some also gain it as well.

"Everyone be so curious about this nigga. I don't get it, he just be chilling fr."

"Yeah, bros tryna aura max lol"

*+5000 aura points*

- The rabbit thinks he can sleep during a race because the turtle is slow.

- Rabbit oversleeps and looses the race to a damn turtle.

*-5000 aura points*

Aura Maxing

by xenteno June 2, 2024

pheromone maxing

When a man doesn’t shower or wear deodorant specifically to enhance his body odor in hopes that a woman’s “natural mating instinct” will kick in and she will be immediately infatuated with said “Pheromone Maxer”.

“Hey chat, gonna go Pheromone Maxing at the MTG meet-up. Chicks will be all over me!”

by SarahSuprise June 4, 2024