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Marco Materazzi

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Some fucking nobody that would have remained unknown to the rest of the world for his entire life had he not provoked Zinedine Zidane into headbutting him.

Previously in the FIFA World Cup 2006, he got a red card during Italy's match with Australia and was suspended during Italy-Ukraine.

Then during the 2006 World Cup Final (France-Italy), Materazzi for no other reason than being a complete dickhead and with no provocation whatsoever, called Zidane's sister/mother a whore and possibly said things to him of a racist nature.

Zidane put him down like the little, Italian faggot he is, and then watched him cry his eyes out on the pitch while Zidane got a red card for doing what any upstanding, proud and heroic football player would have done.

Unfortunately all the media bullshit and public scandal surrounding the event forced one of the greats of the sport into a somewhat early retirement, however after the full story came out a lot of people became more sympathetic to Zidane's side and forgave him.

Especially after discovering that's it always been Italian tradition in football to fix matches, pay off referees, fake injury and rig games to their liking.
Marco Materazzi had his 15 minutes of fame. Now he can go back to being a hopeless defender for shitty teams in serie A, while Zidane will always remain a hero to many people across the world and go down as one of the greatest players of all time.
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Katie Marco

an awesome girl with a great personality. shes a great shoulder to cry on. she will listen to your problems and help to the best of her ability.
omg! katie marco helped me with my problem!
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marion

Herd of Cows' Leader with a great big belly
Synonymous with Earthshaker
Marion traveled along with the herd of cows.
by HyunA4minute August 2, 2011
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marco

vi. - 1. to provoke, through not fault of one's own, the worst possible reaction from someone. 2. to cause someone to react in a argumentative, defensive and childish manner 3. to be blamed for causing a situation by the person at fault.
I told my coworker I didn't appreciate him stealing my ideas and taking credit for them, and he told me I was being a jerk. I guess I marco-ed him.
by yoshinozoku February 4, 2010
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Marco Polo

a highly advanced ambidextrous hand job technique, where the girl pumps the shaft while simultaneously grasping the head chanting " around the world, marco polo"
my gf gave me some crazy marco polo last night
by durtygurlproductions August 22, 2011
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Marco Yolo

When you're playing marco polo with a friend and instead of yelling "polo", he/she yells "yolo"
I was playing marco polo with Jane yesterday until it turned into marco yolo...I was then forced to exit the pool out of sheer humiliation.
by Merchant Dictator July 1, 2012
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Marco

A rocker who listens to Christina Aguilera, Eurovision Songs, and bubblegum pop, and also says that Evanescence are goth.

Seen in maltese gaybars wearing cheap clothes.
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