Rocky Mountain High School

A school that used to have a fantastic art program but is now a sad dumpster fire full of meth addicts and wannabe jocks.

“Do you remember Rocky Mountain High School?”
“No!”

Or

“Your mom must have went to Rocky Mountain High School!”

by ItchyOctopus September 21, 2025

Mountain Gay

A hardworking ranch hand, nature walk loving , boot and flannel button up wearing , Homosexual man.

My friend isn't an "omg gross, teeheehee " type of gay man. He's a mountain gay

by DANG,THAT SUCKS July 10, 2023

Mountain Bean

Scots rhyming slang for The Queen, particularly Queen Elizabeth II.

"Did you watch the Mountain Bean?"

by Gregory IX March 4, 2025

Hugo Mountain

Hugo Berg is a strange but smart creature. He tends to move around in Gullspång and he loves the smell of sweet sweet flowers. He doesen't take intrest in many things but the things he does take intrest in he tends to be really good at, one of these things is Sims where he spends his time building hoses and eating peanut butter. This creature is rarely seen because he usually spends his time curl up in his sex dungeon.

Did you hear about the missing children? Was it Hugo Mountain?

by ??????+ May 9, 2019

Mountain Laurel Integrated Healthcare

A health company in Logan and Mingo County West Virginia where the Director of Finance Mrs. Cook has a horrendous case of black nasty charred diseased smokers lungs 🫁 fighting left and right against a insidious nicotine addiction. Also seen smoking a cigarette at a drive thru at a local fast food restaurant parking lot close to a local Walmart.

Douglas: Do you know of anyone round these West Virginia redneck parts who has smokers lungs? I’m dying for a cigarette.

Peter: Yeah do you know where Mountain Laurel Integrated Healthcare is? Mrs. Cook might have one. Heard she sun got smokers lungs too. Yes-haw! (Slaps Knee)

by OrangeSoda75 November 19, 2023

metaphor mountain

one of the many universes.

metaphor mountain is coming to an end

by the-all-giving August 30, 2022

Rocky Mountain Colonoscopy

When Partner 1 force feeds Partner 2 enough moonshine for them to pass out, then Partner 1 inserts Partner 2’s smart phone into Partner 2’s ass while recording. The footage is then uploaded to Partner 2’s social media.

“Yeah Derek gave me a Rocky Mountain Colonoscopy last night and the footage gave my grandmother a stroke. Hell of a family reunion though.”

by ShaftCraft43 March 4, 2021