Hit or Miss

I guess they never miss, huh?
You got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn't kiss ya
He gon' find another girl and he won't miss ya
He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa
You play with them balls like it's FIFA
You on every level, you're the leader, ooh
You used to work at Whataburger
Now you pop your pussy for the Warner Brothers
(And that bangs, bro)
Shots fired, you're fired
You're washed up, you're retired
Your kitty looks like a flat tire (Eww!)
I bet that your kitty real tired
Perfect!
Who do you think you are?
You were sucking dick for a foreign car (Brrrrr)
Gotta take that call
They want you at work so, girl, go do your job yaaaa

You: Hit or Miss
Your friend: I guess they never miss huh?

by AllFactsFromMe March 18, 2019

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Missing bradideous

When you really miss someone named Brad as he makes the world a better place

Symptoms:
Nautilus feeling, and maybe tingly hands all create just from nerves and nervous feelings,

Be happy have a Brad in your life is the best!

I am suffering from “missing bradideous”

It’s like having happy nerves

by Gogalb July 22, 2019

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miss tidwell

the best old women in the classroom in 1934

Miss tidwell liked hot dogs with with with with with with with with with with ketchup with with with with more ketchup

by trystan smith March 5, 2019

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MISS Jackson

Whenever someone says sorry miss Jackson, what's the implications

Sorry Miss Jackson

by GB0069 September 16, 2021

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miss conden

A shithead scank from RVTC, Likes shiny objects and pretty colours. Has the IQ of a fish and does not know what nightvision goggles are or do.

Her Talents include: Talking, Losing Coursework, Not Being able to book a classroom/IT room, Never shuting the fuck up, cannot spell any word thats over 6 letters.

Miss Conden = Brittish Paris Hilton

by asskicker~! December 31, 2008

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