Mind Wank

A telepathic wank using your mind. BUT YOU AINT THINKING ABOUT THE HOMIES

luke was thinking of Sam's toes so much that he needed to have a mind wank. But he is a homie...

by ProfessorMindWank November 17, 2020

mind eaner

the phrase you use when you are being dirty minded

i need mind eaner

by kIlLuA.zOlDyCk................ February 1, 2021

Inside The Mind Of Simon

inside the mind of Simon is a demo for the song by miracle musical "the mind electric"

preformed live in 2006 by a man named Bora who at the time was apart of a band named tally hall and cojum dip

Man 1:"Dude ever heard the demo for TME?"
Man 2:"no and I don't care"
Man 1:"too bad your gonna listen to inside the mind of simon!"
Man 2:"I question our friendship"

by LESHUAN DINGLENUT February 1, 2025

I don’t mind ya

I don’t mind you, as I don’t like you as a crush at the moment but I would date you, your pretty cute.

Her : Hey, what do you think of me?

Him : Well I don’t mind ya..

by Lahvnigger March 1, 2019

Woke mind virus Noah hooser

The woke mind virus has infected us all.I need help.Noah hooser is touching me.

Noah is infected with the Woke mind virus Noah hooser. He won’t stop touching me.

by Cumlover42069 February 19, 2024

Mind Hymen

Realizing you've been mind fucked for the first time.

"shit man, I saw Inception for the first time the other day man."

"did you like it?"

"Yeah, but dude, I think it popped my Mind Hymen."

by The8-BitZulu August 31, 2011

Mind Mess

Your mind is so messed up from all the bullshit at work you become useless.

"Hey WTF is wrong with Bill?"
"Shit man he's mind mess right now, he got his balls into hot water with the dirty emails to Sandra & she reproted him"
"He is totally fucked"
"Yep"

by Bobby da Cones May 19, 2009