cream log

Millennial slang for a Hostess Twinkie.

I could really use some high fructose corn syrup right now. Do you have any cream logs?

by KingCraborNo? November 2, 2015

Dog n' log

Having sex while the female defacates

Gave my wife a dog n' log last night

by Shitwhisker July 21, 2019

barkers log

A large, firm dog shit

I was out for a run and stepped in some barkers logs

He's a big dog, how will you deal with the barkers logs?
The kids can not go to the park because people are not cleaning up their barkers logs

by photo_journ October 2, 2020

Logging

The act of cutting your log in half with a heavy stream of urine after taking a poo and before wiping.

Man#1: Dude, you were in the bathroom for a minute. You ok?

Man#2: Yeah, I'm, I was just logging a couple of turds.

by Huge hammer69 April 17, 2024

haulin' a log

This pertains to someone with a penis. You can haul a log down the street, haul a log in class (if you happen to get an NRB). Mainly, anytime you are rocking a boner. Log meaning wood, haulin' meaning carrying. Thus, haulin' a log. Carrying a boner. This applies to transvestites, as some may have a penis now.

I can't stand up right now. I'm haulin' a log.

or
I bumped into Carol as I was haulin' a log. She seemed to enjoy it.
or
Rick was haulin' a log this morning when he walked downstairs to get breakfast, which shocked mom. and ruined everyone's morning.

by vineyardgecko October 21, 2015

Meat log

A journal where you keep track of how much you have sex or jack off

I added a lot to my meat log this week

by Sjhdgsgdhjd October 7, 2018

hoe-log prologue

the videos/pictures a girl posts to her story before she goes galivanting through the streets with her girls.

mostly GRWM and pre-game videos/pictures so everyone can see how lit their life isn't while she's out living her bestie with her besties

Noon: NYE 2023-Time to post my Hoe-Log Prologue "Doin' The Mimosta" so everybody sees I'm already having a better time than them.

by KurtyFlo December 30, 2022