You got jokes

What someone says when theyre losing a joke session
John: u eat ice cream for breakfast everyday thats why u large as shit

Joe: you got jokes
by tweenthroughherlegs November 6, 2023
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Urban Inside Joke

A word or term submitted by people on Urban Dictionary that usually revolves around a person or thing that very few people other than the submitter actually know about, with said word or term often having a definition that does not accurately or effectively explain what it actually is to people who have never heard of such a thing before
The huge amount of urban inside jokes is fucking irritating.
by Unrealistic Trap-like Pervboi February 1, 2018
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Joking

Yeah that's what PsycHacks said you would say if I stood up to the covert disrespect! He knows what he's talking about. That guy is great! Go check him out! Do it now or the hell I send you to will be a colosseum filled with everyone who will ever share a drop of your blood, sitting on spikes, bound in chains, roasting over the fires of my eternal hatred while they watch me do to you whatever it is I'm going to do to you... Forever.
Hym "ME!? HOW DO YOU LIVE AS A FLAT SKULLED CRIPPLE!? You must be getting some free money from somebody. Is your staff sucking your dick? Because if not, you're getting screwed. I'm joking."

Iam "Aw dangbit I misspelled colleague! Bah! You know what I mean... 👋😮 💨 "
by Hym Iam February 14, 2023
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Joke

Something that makes someone laugh.
Guy 1: Hey! What type of cheese is all around a castle?
Guy 2: Dunno
Guy 1: Moatzzerella because a moat is around a castle a mozzarella and mix them you get well moatzzerella
That is what a joke is!
by Mowiam January 11, 2023
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Condom joke

When you tell a joke about your scrotum
Brendan: wanna year a condom joke
Jason: fuck no
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