The opposite of Chad Thunder Cock, the beta male; one which wears a flaccid penis for every second of its miserable life.
You: Ayden is such a chad thundercock!
Me: Yeah bro, unlike that jimmy limp dick Kyle
You: And not like that penguin with dicks guy
Me: You spittin my brother!!
Me: Yeah bro, unlike that jimmy limp dick Kyle
You: And not like that penguin with dicks guy
Me: You spittin my brother!!
by Dawwonnn January 21, 2021
A Vandergrift Casino Theatre prank used to make freshman stage crew people go insane trying to find out how to "jimmy-up the mack". Bottom line: the "mack" that needs to be "jimmied-up" does not exist!
Cast member: "Go jimmy-up the mack, Bob"
Bob (first year stage crew): What the heck is a jimmy-up the mack!
Cast member: Just go do it!
Bob: What is it!
Cast member: The show will be ruined if you don't jimmy-up that mack! Now go!
Bob: but!....but!
Cast member: GO!
Bob (first year stage crew): What the heck is a jimmy-up the mack!
Cast member: Just go do it!
Bob: What is it!
Cast member: The show will be ruined if you don't jimmy-up that mack! Now go!
Bob: but!....but!
Cast member: GO!
by Rekced Yrrek December 02, 2006
by WaluigiPotato12 February 18, 2019
When She jerks you off with mayonnaise, and after you cum she slaps it on a turkey sandwich and goes to town eating it
by TRIXareForMeHoe June 19, 2023
by Jagg1999 March 19, 2016
by Fnaf and nods November 15, 2020
(Noun) A hypothetical person that you see as irrelevant who is bothering you in some way. Comes from the older version of the word "jerk", meaning an obnoxious person, but turned into a name.
Use similarly to "John Doe".
Use similarly to "John Doe".
"Yo, why are you leaving 10 minutes before closing?"
"I got stuff to do, if Jimmy Jerk-Off comes in here and starts giving you shit, just tell him to fuck off."
"I got stuff to do, if Jimmy Jerk-Off comes in here and starts giving you shit, just tell him to fuck off."
by U735 December 12, 2021