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J. Poe'd

The act of inserting a turkey baster filled with Pellegrino water up the ass of an unsuspecting girl during intercourse and discharging the baster hopefully causing simultaneous orgasm. For a similar result, see donkey punch.
Yo, dude, I J. Poe'd that girl last night!
by Jesus Ate My Ass June 16, 2010
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Briley J.

She is an amazing friend. Everyone wants to be around her. She is always there when you need her. She is SUPER pretty, nice, caring, motherly, funny, silly, etcbzb
If BrileyJ. Can’t Hang Out That Means That She Has So Many Other People Wanting To Hang Out With Her Because She’s So Great. Briley J.
by Jojoj73 August 23, 2019
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chris j

chris j is a fucking faggy racist white boy.
nigga claims hes black but hes so fucking pale
chris j is a fat nigga who doesnt shower
chris j seeks female validation by sexualizing girls
by realdraina4L May 14, 2022
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J masta

A chunky lively fella (or girl) that determines whats funny and what's not. the "J" in the J Masta, stands for joke. So it's really a "Joke Masta" but it doesn't sound as fly. The J Masta makes up all the latest jokes but often ends up embarrassing themselves among their peers. There is 1 J Masta per state, but the one in Washington is most definably the most obese and sliest at making dem jokes.
"Did you here the latest joke made by the J Masta?"
by Spiffytapper April 21, 2008
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J&S

J&S is an Irish slang expression from Cork, which means Joint and Sex
Person A: Do you have time tonight?
Person B: No, I do J&S with a girl from tinder tonight.
by Irish_slang December 13, 2021
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J-Dubs

You ain't getting up in this club unless you rocking them J-Dubs, my dude.
by Haricots Verts December 2, 2021
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Apolo-J

a blow job given in an apologetic manner
or a blow job given as an apology
sorry i threw up on your rug...
let me give you an Apolo-J

sorry i ditched you last night
An Apolo-J will make it better
by GEH Ultimate July 19, 2010
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