noodle pocket

The opening in the front of men's and boy's underwear to facilitate the exposition of the penis usually for the purpose of expediting urination.

Colin didn't like his new underwear because they didn't have a noodle pocket.

by Colin's Uncle January 16, 2009

pocket turds

a paper left in your pocket after a ite wash which yurns into white glob which looks a turd

i left really important papers in my pocket yesterday but now all thats left arre pocket turds.

by the wringler August 30, 2009

Pocket Fruit

The shit thats at the bottom of your pocket, like the white fluff you get after washing your clothes with paper in them, loose baccy, crumbs & general life skank.

robin: (reaches into jeans) ewww, look at all this skank i just found
chloe: blud thats some serious pocket fruit

by robin & chloe ftw April 4, 2009

Dirty Pocket

The act of performing sexual intercourse by thrusting ones member into the armpit of ones sexual partner, mimicking the feeling of a very tight, yet stinky vah jay jay.

My girl was on her period, and she doesnt do anal, so we did it in the dirty pocket instead.

anal definition #7

by UNdRCvR LvR September 9, 2010

puckle pockets

The smaller pocket inside of another pocket, usually used for change.

Excuse me, ma'am? Do hose jeans come with puckle pockets? No? No thanks then.

by doodahdoodoo August 22, 2008

Pocket Crackers

Another term for condoms, used in reference to the the fact that you keep condoms in your pocket, and crack open the packaging. It also references the square shape that condom packages share with saltine crackers. Typically used in rural Pennsylvania.

Our late-night date was put to a halt when we realized I completely forgot to buy pocket crackers.

by ladyzoe December 27, 2016

Cock pocket

Pussy,cunt,twat ect.

Kathy's got a tight cock pocket.

by Deep blue 2012 April 15, 2010