January pants

The pants you need to purchase in January after all the holiday eating. Intended to be worn only until you can fit back into your regular clothes.

Thank god for post-holiday sales - it makes buying January pants so much less expensive!!

by The punster January 16, 2015

Schwasty pants

When someone is "super" wasted.

Micheal is totally getting schwasty pants.

by Sheriff Law June 25, 2012

Grandpa Pants

When a man wears his pants high, like an old man. Sometimes, just above the navel, seen as high as the nipple line.

"Hey, check out old grandpa pants! His waistband is in his armpits." "Damn Scott, you rockin' them grandpa pants pretty high today!"

by fireninja83 June 21, 2016

Grandpa Pants

When a man wears his pants high, like an old man. Sometimes, just above the navel, seen as high as the nipple line.

"Hey, check out old grandpa pants! His waistband is in his armpits." "Damn Scott, you rockin' them grandpa pants pretty high today!"

by fireninja83 June 21, 2016

road pants

An unexpected pair of discarded pants in the middle of the road.

I've only been in this city for six hours and I've already seen two pairs of road pants.

by Darkclam June 16, 2017

Faggy Pants

A really gay person you just want to curbstomp.

Jake is such a Faggy Pants.

by addaghymshm January 19, 2023

Pant pocket

A bag which is inside your pants which allows you to scratch your genitals.

I like to use my pant pocket.

by Guyintheworld January 20, 2020