dirt shoveling

Work which achieves no useful purpose but is mandated as some kind of political requirement in order to achieve some actual objective.

It'd be a 5 minute job if it weren't for all the dirt shoveling.

by _cjd September 5, 2017

sniff your dirt

When a guy (usually a pervert) smells a girls dirty panties

Bruh, I caught Alex sniffing Nickie's dirt yesterday, that dudes gotta chill before he ends up behind bars.

Boys who sniff your dirt are thirsty.

by Strawberrymochilove May 20, 2016

Dirt Muppet

Racial slur for Ewok's of the Star Wars Universe.

"Is it really genocide if they're just a bunch of screeching dirt muppets?"

by The Future Resident February 13, 2021

Dirt

A reason why you should watch out for bugs

Edi: Stop standing on that dirt
Don: oh i was not looking also can you take me to the hospital
Edi: why?
Don: i think im dying from bugs

by A big baby February 5, 2022

dirt wipe

Dirt wipe is a gradeschool level insult that is the censored version of Ass Wipe often used by really young children or adults who can't (and/or) choose not to curse yet as a way of censoring the more vulgar version.

Amy: you know jake has really been a big dirt wipe today...
Jim: c'mon amy i know ya don't swear but don't ya want to use Ass Wipe sometimes?

by Clocksisweird December 14, 2019

Dirt Box

When a dick head has nothing better to do then walk around town in speedos.

When TAFE isn't working out for you and your dad is refusing to return your texts, by exposing your Dirt Box to the entire world in some weird desperate attempt to get strangers to give you money by showing off your body to pay for your credit card and Botox.

by mrlister22 September 25, 2018

dirt fiction

dirt fiction is when someone says something gay as shit and is a furry

Dirt: thats why ur a dweeby looking fucker that fucks dogs
Me: yeah thats dirt fiction

by FlexOnGrandma October 20, 2020