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Horny

Guy 1: He's so hot.. it makes me horny..
guy 2: Dude your dick is—
Guy 3 : Thats gay..
by Onyxl December 12, 2021
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Horny

"Man I've been so horny today. Wanna fuck?" "No you idiot its November"
by Pyramid head1988 November 13, 2021
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Horny

The feeling of wanting to have sex so badly. Wanting to fuck. I want to fuck all of the sexy woman reading this right now. Let's have sex. However if you're ugly, this doesn't apply to you. But if you're sexy, get in touch. Find me.
I'm so horny for you right now? Wanna fuck? Wanna have sex?
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horny monster

evil spirit that visits regularly to make you horny
ugh horny monster has come knocking on my door
I slayed the horny monster
perhaps we should embrace the horny monster
by ModularMechie July 24, 2025
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They went to the bedroom, and started to make out Brad started to undo Alexa's blouse, so she ripped off his shirt, and they both took off each other's pants, they started to dry fuck each other while kissing hard. Brad wanted more so he took of her bra and started to suck and bit her tits, Alexa was moaning very loudly, and Brad took of her underwear, and slid down to her pussy. He put her leg on his shoulder as he licked and sucked her clit, Alexa was moaning and yelling "Fuck me, Fuck me hard, FUCK ME HARDER" Brad pushed Alexa onto the bed, he got on top of her and took of his boxers revealing is 9' rock hard dick, and started to make his to her cunt, and rubbed her clit, and licked, and sucked, and rubbed again she cummed everywhere, he came back up, and Alexa felt even more horny, she flipped him over bit his nipples and started to lick and suck his cock, he moaned as he cummed everywhere, she came back up and whispered in his ear "You want to fuck me? then slide that into me, hard and deep" , Brad grabbed her hips and flipped her, Alexa started to moan again as he slid his penis into her cunt and hit her clit, with every thrust her chest bounced and she yelled, " Slide it in! Fast! Hard! Deep!" and he shoved it in and hit her G-spot, "Uhhhh, yes". Brad came to face level and looked her in the eye, they were both panting, covered in cum, they fucked each other so hard that night, and orgasm 5 times, they finally fell asleep, with Brad's dick all they way into her vagina.
by DANGMF June 26, 2022
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Slap Horny

A state of being in which exhaustion or lack of sleep causes a person to become sexually aroused.
Bob, I don't care that you only got 2 hours of sleep last night and are slap horny, get your cock off of me!
by slappyhorny August 1, 2011
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i was just coming back home from the store, when i walked in and realized that a few of my boyfriend josh’s friends were over. one of them eyed my huge tits that sat perfectly in my slutty top, but i didn’t think much of it, until i felt a hand reach around and grab them from behind me. he lifted me up and threw me on the table. “hey what the fuck are you doing?!” i exclaimed. “shh,” one of the boys said. “you’ll like it.” all 5 of them surrounded me and started ripping off my clothes, even though i tried my best to cover myself. the boy who was watching my boobs pulled down his pants to reveal his 10 inch cock. he grabbed me by my hair and shoved my lips deep on his boner, without letting me go. another one held open my legs while a third rubbed his fingers around my dripping pussy. i tried to fight against it at first, but i couldn’t deny how good it felt. He teased me, hovering his finger tips over my soaking entrance, but i desperately needed more. suddenly, he shoved his whole fist inside. The dick that was throat-fucking me slipped out of my mouth as a moan escaped my lips. Instead of forcing it back in like I was expecting, he walked around behind me and pushed his huge tip in my ass as i squirmed. “Be a good little slut and take it” he whispered as I felt him go all the way deep inside of my ass. at the same time, the last 2 friends who had been watching this play out pushed both their thick cocks so deep in my mouth that i stopped breathing.
the boy in my pussy was getting bored so he whipped out his big dick and rubbed on my wet pussy. “give me deeper and faster” i said as i rubbed my clit, making me squirt everywhere. “did i hear you right? this whore loves it” he replied. “just do it” i gasped.“tell me that you like it, and i’ll give you what ever you want.” he said as he slapped my ass as hard as possible. “fuck it feels so good when every single one of my holes is filled up with huge thick cocks pounding me” i desperately moaned out. It definitely did the trick, because suddenly I felt him pounding in my core. the one who has holding my thighs moved on to licking my tits, which just made wetter. “i’m about to finish” said the friend in my ass. “same” said one of them who was in my mouth. one of them pulled out of my mouth while i kept sucking the other, causing me to swallow his thick load while my face got covered in their juice. at the same time, my ass and pussy got filled up and started leaking cum everywhere, but i wasn’t done, so i hopped on top of a big cock. i took turns riding each of their huge boners, repeatedly getting cream pies and squirting all over the room. we fucked all night long, even after my boyfriend got home from work, he joined in too. by the end of it i was drenched head to toe in sticky cum, and there wasn’t a single moment where any of my holes wasn’t filled by multiple cocks, and my pussy wasn’t squirting and leaking cum. we were so horny that they started coming back each night!
by youknowit1011 February 24, 2023
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