Light Hook

A light hook is a person who attempts to save you from a relationship with a crazy bitch, but often fails.
Jake's like a light hook, don't go to him for relationship advice.
by kzth November 14, 2023
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Mountain Hook

A sex pose that involves the pussy wielder to perform the cowgirl position while the legs are wrapped around the waist of the target, and the target performs jumping jacks in rhythm in order to maximize the eclectic force.
"We need to hold a Mountain hook stand-off to settle this"
"No way John and Susan managed to perform the Mountain cliff for 2 minutes and 34 seconds! That is inspiring..."
by RumpyDumpy took a ThumpyThumpy January 25, 2025
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pre hook

The period where two people flirt/tease each other. Pre hook could last for hours, days, weeks, not months.

Not to be confused with Pre-hook, the part in a song before the chorus.
"How's it going with you and that babe, is it a hook?" "Nah, we're only at the pre hook"
by MisterSil November 24, 2016
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Foot hook

When someone hooks you with their foot and holds you in place.
by Gamer1401 November 7, 2021
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Dirty Fish Hook

Curl your finger like a fish hook, stick it into someone's anus, and quickly pull it out.
Jen gave Jimmy a dirty Fish hook the other night, and his asshole hasn't been the same since.
by big_dirty_jimmy May 22, 2021
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