by Ren2Hoek April 27, 2014
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To 'Simply Ham' somebody is to attatch a sticker the person without their knowledge.
The term originated in England when a girl pulled off the sticker from her 'Simply Ham' sandwich and stuck it to a girl sat behind her who then didn't realise what had happened until twnety minutes later. After that, the term quickly spread throughout northern England and is starting to hit the USA.
The term originated in England when a girl pulled off the sticker from her 'Simply Ham' sandwich and stuck it to a girl sat behind her who then didn't realise what had happened until twnety minutes later. After that, the term quickly spread throughout northern England and is starting to hit the USA.
Guy #1: Hey, dude, check it, I totally Simply Hammed Mary over there!
Guy #2: Omg, I wonder how long it will take for her to realise!
Guy #2: Omg, I wonder how long it will take for her to realise!
by Lorenzo Van Matterhorn April 3, 2010
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by Dezz Nutts July 6, 2016
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dang,i couldnt becky lee to go out with me on friday night so i had to use the ole fallback plan with a good ole texas reboned ham and becky was good.
by the fighting armadillo December 21, 2010
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intense definition - completely beyond the shadow of a doubt so beyond drunk that you don't know your shoe from a sandwich, you couldn't remember your name if your life depended on it. this is usually what happens when going to two keys 10 dollars all you can devour or a good night out at 4th street live ending at the galt house.
it also usually leads to "last calls." (see last call)
intense definition - completely beyond the shadow of a doubt so beyond drunk that you don't know your shoe from a sandwich, you couldn't remember your name if your life depended on it. this is usually what happens when going to two keys 10 dollars all you can devour or a good night out at 4th street live ending at the galt house.
it also usually leads to "last calls." (see last call)
Example 1)
Brian - Dude carter shall we rage tonight?
Carter - Dude i'm ready to rage my face off.
Brian - How rage should we rage?
Carter - Dude I'm lookin to get full ham.
Example 2)
Guy #1 - Dude you were out of your mind last night. You took the words all you can drink to a new level.
Guy # 2 - I know bro I was definitely full ham.
Brian - Dude carter shall we rage tonight?
Carter - Dude i'm ready to rage my face off.
Brian - How rage should we rage?
Carter - Dude I'm lookin to get full ham.
Example 2)
Guy #1 - Dude you were out of your mind last night. You took the words all you can drink to a new level.
Guy # 2 - I know bro I was definitely full ham.
by Professor Stillwater November 28, 2010
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