hoboken squat cobbler

You get undressed and you squat into a pie, of any variety, and rub your ass against the pie while crying.

Jim: Last night I logged onto a webcam show where this dude was performing a Hoboken squat cobbler.
Nancy: Sick! Those shows make me not want to taste pie ever again!

by GrandeAngus August 23, 2016

HoboBaconGod

A Godly Gamer that strikes fear in the minds of many LOL players.

OMG! ITS HOBOBACONGOD!!! RUN!

by Mysterious Hobo God June 5, 2018

hoboken handshake

When you're just driving along and a door falls off your car for no reason

Sorry I was late - as I pulled off the freeway my goddamn car gave me a Hoboken Handshake.

by eBayLover69 September 13, 2019

hoboking117

This hobo sucks at minecraft due to his wallet being empty from wasting it on drugs.

Hoboking117 is ass at minecraft.

by HoboIsNoob April 10, 2020

hobosexual

A term used to describe someone (usually a gay male) who is attracted to men who look kind of like hobos. The description of a 'hobo' here are men that are usually skinny, hairy, and have beards / heavy facial hair.

Although someone may call a female a hobosexual, it is generally used for someone who is male and gay. It is not an insult, but more of just a word to describe a person.

Robert: That guy is so attractive.
Gabrielle: Ugh ew, no. You are such a hobosexual.

by hatboxghost August 17, 2009

hobosexual

a male who takes an interest in his clothing but shops almost exculsively for second hand clothing at thrift and vintage stores.

a retro metrosexual

scenesters in ohio
activists
vegans

by hillary December 23, 2003

hoboth

This is wot u say 2 people who walk past selling 'big issue' or taking drugs, like hoboth.

"fukin drugged up tramp!...
((((((((((((HOBOTH)))))))))))!!!!"

by warren March 23, 2004