California Gold Rush

When a person gives someone an enema by pissing in their ass, causing them to violently release the mixture of piss and shit.

I gave my girlfriend a California Gold Rush and now I need to buy new sheets.

by FredQuackington April 4, 2023

That requires gold to purchase

An item that the shop keeper says if it requires gold to purchase

Arthur: I'll buy this
Shopkepper: that requires gold to purchase that sir

An item that the shop keeper says if it requires gold to purchase

That requires gold to purchase

by Braymanno February 3, 2023

That requires gold to purchase

An item that requires gold to purchase

Arthur: can I buy this?
Shopkeeper: That requires gold to purchase

by Braymanno February 3, 2023

Fools Gold

Gold road's sure a long road
Winds on through the hills for fifteen days
The pack on my back is aching
The straps seem to cut me like a knife
Gold road's sure a long road
Winds on through the hills for fifteen days
The pack on my back is aching
The straps seem to cut me like a knife
I'm no clown, I won't back down, don't need you to tell me what's going down
Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down
Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down
I'm standing alone, I'm watching you all, I'm seeing you sinking
I'm standing alone, you're weighing the gold, I'm watching you sinking
Fool's gold
These boots weren't made for walking
The marquis de sade never made no boots like these
Gold's just around the corner
Breakdown's coming up round the bend
Sometimes you have to try to get along dear

I know the truth and I know what you're thinking
Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down
I'm standing alone, I'm watching you all, I'm seeing you sinking
I'm standing alone, you're weighing the gold, I'm watching you sinking
Fools Gold

by Death Menace February 11, 2023

Green and gold

The Green face of ur heaps jealous spiteful mate who has told u before u were getting laid that he often takes a shit in ppls houses while talking to them or at dinner with them because of his disgust at how unfortunate he is and how fortunate your life is. Dw it’s just a fart bro. Don’t interrupt me ya douchebag. Says old green eyed monster poopy pants. Ur so rude bro.

That’s one of the green and gold moments the face of the guy shitting like normal at dinner table , is green , and the gold material he has produced for us out of jealous rage , a truly optimistic outcome created in his act of terrorism at your dinner party. Thereby further solidifying its sustainability.

by Shmick ticker February 21, 2023

Green and gold

Is the colours a vegetarian displays when they get hepatitis A from a bad apple.

That green and gold body paint is fucking hot oh wait that’s just a hippie with hepatitis A - FUCK MY LIFE!

by Shmick ticker February 21, 2023

Gold shower

When a fat black women pisses on u with consent

Uhhhhhhh gold shower rq

by YeNAAAAA October 11, 2023