Friday

A big black hairy dick. Very masculine and thick. Scientists estimate it at around 15 inches. Moreover it canno. Be placed in a mouth without choking the victim to death. Also, only can fit in an extremely loose vagina.

Gotta get down on Friday.

by Fridayslayer December 1, 2011

bi-friday

That one day of the week when everyone celebrates and honours the wonder that is bi-sexuality.

It is a chance for everyone to release thier inner self.

A time for experimentation and freedom and true equality among sexes.

Bi-fridays also accomadate threesomes or foursomes or huuuge group orgies.

Person 1: "On bi-friday i kissed this girl and guy at the same time...it was epic."

Person 2: " wow i wish i had known about bi-friday. it sounds so raucus."

by THREESOME 123 August 26, 2011

Faux Friday

The start of a non-traditional work weekend that usually takes place mid-week. Most frequently the result of working a sub-par job that refuses to give actual weekends off.

John - "Hell yeah man it's my Faux Friday! You want to party tonight!?"

Scott - "No moron, tomorrow is Wednesday, I have to work. Get a real job."

by RedShift Rider October 8, 2012

Fancy as Fuck Friday

Fancy as Fuck Friday is when you dress really fucking nice on Friday because you aren't a "Casual Friday" asshole you are FANCY AS FUCK asshole!!!1!1

Guy 1: "Why is Danni so dressed up?"
Guy 2: "Its Fancy as Fuck Friday, she looks good af"
Danni: "Yeyeyeyeye BOYYYYY"

by DanniMagic November 23, 2013

Flavor saver friday

Flavor saver Friday, is the friday of memorial weekend in the United states and shows support for fathers in the armed services over seas. On this day its encouraged to shave your face into a mustache, womb broom, flavor saver.

Hey you hear its memorial day coming up,

Hell yea brother then Friday is flavor saver Friday.

by Dikelonger May 20, 2019

Bad Bitch Friday

Bad bitch Friday is the day where girls wear little to no makeup, no waist trainers, no fancy hair styles or setting with hair spray. We are girls, we are strong, gorgeous naturally, and we are bad bitches.

“Hey, it’s bad bitch Friday!”

“Exactly, body positivity all they way!”

by BadBitchesBite November 13, 2020

System Restore Friday

The day after Crash Thursday (the second Friday of months that don't begin with a Wednesday, Thursday, or Friday). The day you have to perform a system restore on your computer due to the effects of the patch you installed on Patch Tuesday that caused your Crash Thursday. Done to prevent further crashes from occuring

Guy 1: Happy System Restore Friday!
Guy 2: Ya, hopefully they fix the patch up so I don't get another Crash Thursday

by Straemer October 26, 2007