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where you cum in a girls eyes and rub fake tan on her face
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Nasal Flasher

A sexual deviant who derives pleasure from exposing his or her nostrils in public, wearing a mask over their mouth but under their nose.
As with other bodily orifices, it is presently taboo to expose one's nostrils in public. So naturally there is a new breed of Nasal Flasher, making eye contact, semi-naked, getting their kicks. They are often confused with the millions of total morons who do not understand that the nose and mouth are connected.
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Nasal Flasher

A sexual deviant who derives pleasure from exposing his or her nostrils in public, wearing a mask over their mouth but under their nose.
As with other bodily orifices, it is presently taboo to expose one's nostrils in public. So naturally there is a new breed of Nasal Flasher, making eye contact with strangers while in this way semi-naked. Not to be confused with the millions who do not understand that the nose and mouth are connected, and walk around with their own nostrils exposed.
by Monkey's Dad March 29, 2021
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ELASTICITY FLASHBACK

ELASTICATION of news events by performing journalism intercourse.

Interrelatiinal self-relations ELASTICATION.

When ECONMIC COMMODITY prices are ELASTIC inside normal supply and demand.
You will get an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK by simply connecting news events by using DATE to DATE format amount of the days spread from the former to the later.

The best way is by example for ELASTICITY FLASHBACK as sad as the concert of BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN at 10th AVENUE FREEZE OUT was the introduction of his mastered saxophone player at that very date CLARENCE CLEMMONS as never said his name and the penultimate hit at the passing YOU'RE A FRIEND OF MINE with JACKSON BROWN AND CLARENCE CLEMMONS himself is the ultimate ELASTICATION INTERCOURSE.

Bitcoin got so out of hand as a cryptocurrency as a result that mania drived the market and ELASTICITY FLASHBACK could not even be applicable as the extreme volatility made it a RISCIBLE.
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Chunky Flash

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Emily Flars

Born in 1872, Emily Flars was known for sending children on scavenger hunts. Although she frightened the children, she always rewarded them with a surprise in the end. Ms. Flars was found dead in an abandoned house in 1908. One of her victims told their parents about the mysterious notes. The parents grew furious and murdered Emily Flars. Some kids now still find Ms. Flars’s notes. If you receive one of them, be careful.
Emily Flars (1872-1908)
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ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY

You do an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK and you just shot yourself in the foot.

JOSE JOSUE SEPTEMBER 12 2021 6.30 PM SEPTEMBER 14,. 2021 1.00 PM ELASTICITY FLASHBACK
Don't you realize JOSE when you do an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK as at the start of THIS IS A GIRL'S TRIP and then you at the end of the TRIP you had to be begged to make the required stops which means you never finished your duties JOSUE now he spells his name and ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY and in the next sentence I give you the analysis of why this is.

So JOSE is your name so is it OK if I Jerk Off Shit Eaating while you are driving or did you mean you want me to Jet Off SouthEast . Ok, now your name is JOSUE and oh yes THIS IS A GIRL'S TRIP and you see hands down it's an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY because BALLS TWO GO is really what this is , doing an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK and by the way JOSE never drove me anywhere as JOSUE was the driver and just drove from me around the block from MOUNTAIN VIEW to the GOOGLEPLEX so the cost was about $2.60 ;and THE TIP using the ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY to calculate is $2.85 and CASTRATION in counting if SEPTEMBER 14, 2021 you do an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY for when URBAN JIG stole my ASSHOLE on VAMPIRE WEEKEND as HEY!!!!! where did my ASSH0LE go when I passed EMERALD HOUR and that ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY is all who need to watch and want to see it all on SEPTEMBER 12 2021 SATELLITE.IMAGING starting at your convenience as remember though , " THE MOTHERLAND DOES NOT LOVE YOU BUTT the MOTHERFUCKER can sure FUCK YOU with a JIGSAW (OUCH!!!!)
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