Fart Catchers 

Large or baggy female underwear, usually worn in place of a thong on a heavy flow day.

1. See-through white pants are completely pointless when the bitch is wearing fart catchers.
2. She should wear a t-bar, not those damn huge fart catchers.

Fart Catchers by Brian the Wop August 10, 2005

fart cake 

A cake which has been farted upon by a woman for sexual purposes

Bart, don't eat this fart cake! You might get sick from E-Coli infection!

fart cake by Danielle V October 20, 2008

fart attack 

When you release such a large volume of gas when you fart that it creates a vacuum and sucks out your insides out your butthole.

That was the biggest fart I have ever heard.

Yea the guy had a fart attack afterwards.

fart attack by Jacobs319 April 12, 2011

Fart Baby

Following an internal ejaculation during anal sex, the receiving woman releases a fart and the semen travels down her taint and into her vagina. Following fertilization and 9 months, a redheaded fair-skinned baby is born. Current research suggests the higher rate of lighter skin and red hair is a result of increased exposure to light during travel along the taint.

I want my kid to have a soul and not be a fart baby ginger

Fart Baby by asswizard September 22, 2011

fart bag 

someone, usually female, who is exceptionally skeezy and most likely riddled with venarial disease.

Ugh, don't mess with her, that fart bag is trouble.

fart bag by Frederick Balloons June 23, 2005

fart buddy 

A friend who farts with you while you fart.

1: Fart!
2: Fart!
1: Oh 2! You're such a fart buddy!

fart buddy by Marisela July 25, 2004

Fart/Turd Separator 

The part of one's inner workings that will separate actual crap from foul smelling air. If working properly it happens without thought but after a close call or complete failure it will make you break out in a cold sweat.

John's fart/turd separator was clearly inoperative as evidenced by the stain on his pants.

Fart/Turd Separator by PtotheB March 25, 2008