Coffee Tar Shit

When your bowel movement smells of coffee, and has the consistency and color of tar. Usually caused by ingesting copious amounts of coffee

I was pulled over by the police last night. And I had a massive coffee tar shit in the back of their car. It was wild"

by April 26, 2022

coffee sick

When you're so hyped up on coffee your body starts rejecting it. It can be confused with the flu if you've been around people who've had it (if you got your immunization shots then this would rule it out)

One moment: OMG IM CAFFINATED I HAD TO CUPS OF COFFEE

The next moment you're rushing to the bathroom holding your stomach for dear life,

"Damn it (ughplr) I'm coffee sick again

by Funnyjake2011 March 26, 2016

grind the coffee beans

what thieves say when they are in the middle of robbing a store and a cop shows up and they have to leave.

Thieve 1: the cops are here!
Thieve 2: time to grind the coffee beans
Thieve 1 and 2: *leave*

by damb_man July 08, 2018

Coffee condom

The sleeve that goes on a steaming hot coffee (often from a drive thru) so you can hold it without burning your hand.

May I have a coffee condom for the cup to keep from burning my hands please?

by Momma D6 February 20, 2018

irregular coffee

Acronym for Dutch: Koffie verkeerd (in French: Café Latte).

Opposite of regular coffee, which is without or little coffee milk.
Contains at least 60% milk.
Not to be confused with latte macchiato or decafe.

'Doe maar koffie verkeerd!'
'koffie verkeerd!!!'

Pardon? I am sorry, I couldn't understand. Can you say it in English?

Sure. Give me an irregular coffee!

by pieceocake November 29, 2012

Grabbing coffee

A code word for male-male anal sex. ‘Let’s grab coffee’ is essentially the same as saying ‘let’s put our private parts together in a fun gay way’. Not everyone will get what the phrase really means, though, some people ask it in church settings to evangelize and welp…

Oh my gosh, I just met this really cute guy, things moved fast, and we’re grabbing coffee on Tuesday!!!

by baebae123 July 16, 2021

Coffee House Dubstep

Term used to describe a certin style of music usually artists like The Chainsmokers & Purity Ring

Music with softer slower lyrics with and upbeat dubstep style of background music

Friend 1: I love the style of music Purity Ring makes

Friend 2: I call it Coffee House Dubstep

by Dbass1292 July 12, 2016