Fiddly dickin

Act of doin nothing with your dick in your hand

There goes Brett and Elray fiddly dickin again on the job

That boy josh always fiddly dickin when we are trying to hunt

by Johnnyc713 March 6, 2020

fiddlepush

Fiddlepush means you are attracted to anyone as long as they have fast replies. This word normally relates to someone lonely and desperate

Another nicknamefor a Fiddlepush can also be a Fishfinger

Charlotte: Did you know james is Fiddlepush!
Jemma: Omg no, I should’ve expected it tho he’s quite desperate.

by emils March 14, 2020

Fidiot

More than just your average idiot, you are a fckn Idiot

My godson is a fidiot, the 2nd time he got his wife pregnant he thought they had to get married again.

by Randoo33 April 2, 2020

Fidget spinner

When a male sticks a cock in the belly button of a male or female and spins the other while on top of it.

Wanna try the fidget spinner babe? No thanks, my dick snapped last time

by Ibeatmymeat420 April 7, 2020

Fidel

verb; getting hit or hitting something causing one to fly uncontrollably

The earthquake caused my cat to fidel uncontrollably.

by bacon8 April 10, 2020

fiddleheading

A complete dickhead who always talks how much money they make despite not actually working (at all or at a good job) or its completely obvious that they don't actually make any money. One who fiddleheads is often an egregious douchebag on social media.

I saw that cunt tomato fiddleheading down at the dunkin donuts earlier, that motherfucker wont shut up.

by Jackchop999 April 13, 2020

Fidwog

A Fidwog is a Person that is so stupid and dumb, that is would be an insult to other dumb people to call them stupid or dumb. Otherwise known as Americans.

The Origin is Unknown.

Person 1 : Hey did you hear about all the Americans protesting lockdown?
Person 2 : Yeah, they're all Fidwogs.

by Major Brian May 12, 2020