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Evan

If you meet an Evan, do NOT let him go. Not only are Evans one of the most handsome species to exist on this planet, but they also have unique personalities. They are incredibly genuine— the realest you’ll ever meet and always have good intentions. Evans are also very responsible and really have their shit together. They are undoubtedly loyal and are a reliable student, friend, and significant other. They’re very rational and because their logic overrides their emotions, they are very patient. If you put an Evan in a difficult or frustrating situation, he’ll stay calm and composed. And if you’re lucky enough to be in the arms of an Evan, he’ll make you feel safe and cared for. Moreover, Evans aren’t afraid to show their goofy side and have an amazing sense of humor. Evans are a keeper, no cap!!!
Who are you dating?! He’s handsome, sweet, and doesn’t seem like a fuckboy”
“Yeah he’s not. I’m so lucky aren’t I?”
“Wow I’m so jealous, let me guess his name. Is it Evan?”
“Omg yeah, how’d you know?”
“He gives me Evan vibes, I knew it!”
by grapeg1rl February 19, 2020
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The dirtiest Evan

When he’s got those big bald balls fresh outta some dirty asshole then shoves them into some ole grill cheese pussy and jerks off on her titties. After it’s all done he toilet waters his dirty balls, fresh and ready for the next dirty hole.
When ya have the biggest balls of em all only the dirtiest Evan will do.
by Smells like trout August 14, 2024
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EVAN CYCLES

One of the best bike shops on this earth. The staff are more than happy to help you out and not thinking of taking your money for it, like other bike shops. These guys give you the best advice from people that really know there stuff. So they dont just go sorry mate its broke your going to need this really expencive new one. They will sell you exactly what you need, this goes for there mechanics as well. What are cytech trained and ride bikes themselfs so know what is what.
best bike shop evans cycles value mountain bikes road bikes kid bikes bike parts EVAN CYCLES
by Dour cream August 26, 2009
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Evans

Look at that Evans over there What an Evans he is he would do anything for gyal
by Gjsdkskd May 19, 2020
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Dirty Evan Hansen

When you cause a guy tu kill himself so you can sleep with his sister and become part of his family, all while pretending you were his best friend.
I don't like Isaac but his sister is hot. Maybe I could pull off a Dirty Evan Hansen.
by YaleGangFarfieldChode69 July 13, 2020
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Evan

Evan is the guy everyone hates. He is ugly, rude, and annoying. If you are friends with him he will still make up reasons to hate you.
Evan is gay
by I’m a fakee May 23, 2018
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evan peck

Than Evan peck makes my clit wet
by Hairyvagina101 December 17, 2017
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