Landrey Evans

A kinda hearted girl who will do anything to make u happy,she’s a hard worker and if you treat her right she’ll treat u right,she’s been through a lot and if u have messed up she will forgive ,she’s a rest person to talk to when ur down and will put u before her,she’ll love u even if she’s mad at u and she will make u wanna never lose her.

Oh have u talked to landrey Evans ,yeah she’s so sweet she makes me feel wanted and cares

by Landrey March 23, 2019

EVAN CYCLES

One of the best bike shops on this earth. The staff are more than happy to help you out and not thinking of taking your money for it, like other bike shops. These guys give you the best advice from people that really know there stuff. So they dont just go sorry mate its broke your going to need this really expencive new one. They will sell you exactly what you need, this goes for there mechanics as well. What are cytech trained and ride bikes themselfs so know what is what.

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by Dour cream August 26, 2009

Evan Bortmas

The literal definition of Christmas

What are you doing for Evan Bortmas this year?

by samisacrazyduck April 18, 2024

Evan

Evan is an ugly ass bitch who has a tiny hose for his tiny hoes.

Evan can't fight fires.

by anonymous455 January 22, 2022

Evan Guevart Oiled Up

The man with the biggest GYAT known to man covered in oil.

Eli: did you see evan guevart oiled up?
Daniel: I'd love to see evan guevart oiled up!

by EvanOiledUp April 9, 2024

evan gramcracker

a tall guy with a hot deep voice.

Friend: Do you know Evan Gramcracker?
Isabella: yes! He is so hot!
Friend: (silence)

by Lil moo moo June 1, 2018

robbie evans

If your boyfriend is a Robbie Evans, your in trouble he's Hitler version 2, hes a tall lad but girls get disappointed when his nob is the size of a caterpillar, sadly it won't go into a cacoon and get bigger.

Oh no, my boyfriend is a Robbie Evans

by Dr floppy schlong July 12, 2017