evan

the coolest man on earth to exist in the world pls date even he loves you hotty

evan is sooooooooo hotttttttt

by odium deus February 16, 2022

An Evan

An Evan is characterized as being a Minecraft addict, most likely has well over 1k hours spent it. An Evan might also be able to be noticed in the wild from their distinctive jacket, or sweater, in which an Evan wears the same few sweatshirts throughout the week in cycles. An Evan most likely has good grades, and is brilliant, but of course, has little to no will to live. He is of course, by the very nature of An Evan, a huge nerd. An Evan is very sweet, and will be a great person to get to know, despite the awkwardness. Although, sometimes, on rare occasions, he may get mad bitches.

An Evan is the best person you will meet, and if you are lucky enough to fall in love with one, don't hurt them

by TheBAgelLover April 4, 2022

logan thirteen evans

a white guy form the east
likes nature

likes to climb shit

likes anime

for some reason he told me to add this but he has a big chicken (iykyk)

OMG! its logan thirteen evans! he has a massive cock for some reason :(

by RamOrRow November 28, 2023

Evan Lucas

Someone that everyone wants to be, because he is incredibly likable.

Woah he’s so likable, he must be Evan Lucas

by CRUNCHYMAN247 August 24, 2020

Evans

an Evans is someone who seems happy but can definitely often be depressed on the inside but won’t show it. However Evans families are extremely tough and never back down!

“That guy is rough, who is he?”
“He’s an Evans.”
“That makes so much sense”

by creatorthetyler January 30, 2020

Evan

Hot sexy man with a extranordary big penis. People think he has a small penis cuz he asian what is not correct cuz Evans have mostly big penis the size of a 20 cm

His name is defintly Evan he is so hot

by Efegge June 6, 2018

evan gramcracker

a tall guy with a hot deep voice.

Friend: Do you know Evan Gramcracker?
Isabella: yes! He is so hot!
Friend: (silence)

by Lil moo moo June 1, 2018