shit hit the door twice

to look or feel wretched, especially when describing a hang over.

"man, i drank so much last night, i feel like shit hit the door twice."

"i woke up so late this morning, i look like shit hit the door twice."

by Arianette June 18, 2008

bash her back doors in

having incredibly rough porn-star like sex with a female because shes incredibly attractive. usually in the doggy-style position hence "back doors"

LAD number 1: oh my fucking god that girl is so hot my testicles are pulsating

LAD number 2:...... phhrrooaawwwwwrrr....i'd "bash her back doors in".

by back door basher October 9, 2011

Blow Your Doors off

When in a Race. someone puts 4 or more car lengths on you.

The Car was so fast it blew your doors off as he was standing still! Blow Your Doors off

by Mustang Driver! April 28, 2010

Door Knob Blue Balls

When you're on your way to getting laid but then the girl hears the sound of a door knob and she is suddenly freaked out and you know there is no way you're getting her back into the mood.

"She was just sliding off her panties when her parents got home and she heard the front door knob. There was no way she was putting out after that. Nothing sucks worse than door knob blue balls."

by Floppage January 11, 2012

throwing stones at the back door

wanting to take a shit but there are no facilities around so you gotta hold it.

the cosby kids are throwing stones at the back door.

by Merf July 7, 2003

Door sex prise

Where sex is given away as a door prise at an orgy,party,rave ect.

John got the door sex prise.

by Deep blue 2012 August 20, 2010

Shut the f........ront door

When you want to tell a person to shut up, you can be nice and say "hey dude, shut the fphhhhhr..ront door". The person will expect that you will say shut the fuck up.

Payten: bla bla bla bla
Reggie: hey, shut the f........ront door, its getting cold in here.

by nudesheep July 11, 2010