When you are infected with SBD you are willing to pay 5X-10X the market value of a clapped out miled out oil leaking rust bucket Subaru because it's got a turbo!!!!
"Jennifer just told me she bought a 2001 Subaru WRX with 300k miles for $12,000! She told me it has an STI motor and a salvage title."
"Wow dude, she's got Stage 4 Subaru Brain Disease"
"Wow dude, she's got Stage 4 Subaru Brain Disease"
by Nived67 January 27, 2020
Get the Subaru Brain Diseasemug. 
by ghostlypeachess February 13, 2020
Get the Spicy butthole diseasemug. an excuse for old people to be angry all the time. when someone eats an apple and is mad at the same time, they have the angry apple disease. AAP for short
Shutup charlie ya twat! maybe next time don't be asking me for money when i'm sufferin' from Angry Apple Disease, ya idiot!
by idiot! February 9, 2021
Get the Angry Apple Diseasemug. by musa is gay December 1, 2023
Get the Musa diseasemug. When you text a girl and she texts you with a ,” can I wear your hoodie.” And you just sit there going should I let her wear it. Then she hits you with a ,” can you do what I say.” Your heart is 50/50 because you don’t know if she is bein controlling or being nice. She passes this disease down from girl to girl and the only way to stop it is by getting a bf. If you see a girl with hot girl disease and if you ain’t her boyfriend your pants will be wet for reasons only guys know if
by XDXDXDXD ROARRR December 31, 2018
Get the Hot girl diseasemug. Flower Petal disease is very similar to Hanahaki disease, but different at the same time, Flower Petal Disease is formed from one sided love through a successful relationship one person thought was working through the relationship, the other person who pretended to love the other person would be mean through the relationship, the one feeling success in the relationship will eventually break after the other breaks up with them, causing flower petal disease, commonly the flowers or petals that will be coughed up will be the person who has it, will be their favorite flower, more uncommon flowers would be the others favorite flower, Flower petal disease can be removed from surgery but can commonly fail because of where the disease is started, commonly in the brain other times in the heart, Flower petal disease will not kill you unless it comes to more and more where you can control it in day but not at night, one day without the petals coming out will make the next day worse, commonly those who have it will wear masks so they do not have to worry about going into a restroom or find a trash can to dispose of the flower petals til later
Definition/define:
1. A not so common disease causing the patient to cough up flowers from a broken relationship
2. heres an example from a roleplay:
"she was slightly surprised the flowers didn't act up today but knew they'd be worse tomorrow" commonly the person who has it can take medicine to help control it during the day
Flower Petal disease is a similar disease to Hanahaki the patient coughing up flowers but instead after a broken relationship
1. A not so common disease causing the patient to cough up flowers from a broken relationship
2. heres an example from a roleplay:
"she was slightly surprised the flowers didn't act up today but knew they'd be worse tomorrow" commonly the person who has it can take medicine to help control it during the day
Flower Petal disease is a similar disease to Hanahaki the patient coughing up flowers but instead after a broken relationship
by eggs_cosplays July 28, 2020
Get the flower petal diseasemug.