Dansexual

A closet cross dressing trans/ gay male under the age of 21 who is just coming out.

An honest dansexual will only reveal themselves in public if everyone else is wearing Chaps .

by anonymous June 11, 2024

Date

The most unhealthiest fruit. The fruit that found in Middle East.

Quezon : Habibi, Me Wants Date
Habibi : sure

by Naufalicious November 30, 2024

Dassed

When someone unqualified to teach a class creates questions he does not know the answer to, and grades them using AI, while being wrong and unwilling to discuss it. Inspired by a real life professor.

Did you know that professor John dassed the last exam?

by UNACS December 1, 2024

Dåse Rask

A dåse Rask is a male or person preferably named “Rask” with a male genitalia the size of a can (or 2 as the original myth states).

“My dick is the size of 2 sodacans stacked on top of each other” Rask

Or

“ÅHH LOOK ITS DÅSE RASK”

by Kokuscreme December 17, 2024

Dated

What losers and broke folks call beautiful craftsmanship to make themselves feel better about having ugly white walls and make it seem socially acceptable, cool, “modern” and trendy.

Also a term sheep use to feel like they fit in and to get a sense that they are cool and hip.

That hand carved mahogany dresser is so dated. The 80s want their dresser back haha. Honey where’s the white paint? let’s paint it white to match the house!

by Julius chaos February 26, 2025

Dasean

Dasean likes Dick. A story by Twittle Fingers. Dasean is 400 pounds overweight, he has never gotten his license because hes so big he cant fit in the car. His belly is bigger than his ass will ever be, and he has tits larger than me! Hes 19 years old and texts 11 year old girls, he shoved his controller up his ass because hes too broke to afford a dildo. Although he does have dreams. The 13inch rainbow dildo on his wishlist, sits there wishing him a goodnights rest. He uses his own shit as lotion, because he is the same skin color as his shit. He enjoys watching Gay Porn on the website “X.Videos” His feet are huge, but not as huge as his head! + The bald spot that sits on the back of his head, and wishes him a goodmorning and goodnight. On his way to school, it talks to him. Keeping him company because he has no friends.

Here is a scentence in which people describe when they see a Dasean stomping near.

Bystander: Oh my G! Look its Dashart, woah! Hes huge. Im scared.
Dasean: BoomBoomBaaBaaBooah
Bystander: I just fell!
Bystander 2: Are you ok!
Bystander: No, he just made me fall. His large self made the entire ground sha-
Dasean: Ho is yoy talking shit about me Ho?
Bystander: No no Please
Dasean: *Sits on head*
Bystander 2: No get off her she can’t breathe!
Bystander: *Chokes*
Dasean: Talk about me agaAin You big Ho beach Ho
Bystander: *dies*
Bystander 2: You fat cunt!
Dasean: stands up
Bystander 2: screams
Dasean: Kicks
Bystander 2: Goes flying
The end
If you ever see dasean, Run.

by DaseansPussy February 26, 2025

datejacking

when a person hijacks someone else’s date.
1) the person going on or is on a date cancels or cuts their date due to the fact that third person convinces them to go out with them instead, fully knowing that this person already had plans for a date.

2) the date could be romantically or with friends.

Jane was on a date with Dan. Steve likes Jane and knew she would be on date with Dan. So, he sent Jane pictures of a cocktail bar she really wanted to go to, with a caption that said, “awesome vibes, beautiful views, excellent food and exquisite cocktails. I made reservations for two! Waiting for you!” hoping he could datejack Dan’s date with Jane.

Jane responded to Steve’s caption, “OMG, I can’t believe you got a reservation!! On my way!” Since Jane cut her date with Dan short, Steve successfully

did a datejacking.

by Puerto Rican Girl March 1, 2025