Dank

Dank- Something you say when you are a fucking legend. Dank is very much frowned apon when you say it and you are under the age of 16. Don't say dank you are under 16. Dank means whatever the fuck you want it to mean when wanting to describe something.

Did Gerald just say dank?
Yeah, and he is 12!
LETS FUCK HIM UP!

by TB+TJ December 18, 2018

Ultra dank

Very fine or good smelling marijuana. Due to the magnitude of the smell, it indicates that the marijuana is very high quality.

(Friend 1) - "How can I contain the dankness of this weed?!"

(Friend 2) - "Try triple-bagging it with a dryer sheet."

(Friend 1) - "It's ultra dank, bro!"

by Xcelorin January 2, 2012

Dirty Dank

A "dirty dank" is when you are making love, and accidentally roll off the bed, potentially resulting in death.

"Last night I was banging this chick and accidentally pulled a dirty dank"

by Danktanklord June 3, 2020

dank batman

Dank batman is a form of batman on a whole new level

Jeez dank batman is killin with his sidekick roobin

by Hsjajsnsb August 17, 2017

Dank flies

what you call flies when they flyin in your face tryin to eat at your dank XD

Ted: yo man I think Im like trippin balls dude, I keep seeing flies in my face.

Tod: nah that's just a bitch ass dankfly, we don't worry bout them dank flies they cant get at your shit man just keep smokin.

Ted: man im dealin with some troubles man all this test stress man...

Tod: alright man talk to me about it..

(shit got too emotional)

by thebuttholewrangler January 3, 2014

Woody dab dank meme

Woody dab dank meme is a dank meme in which the famous toy story character, Woody, dabs. When woody dabs, a black hole is created and the universe is destroyed by it, because of this, many people say this dank meme is fake. Which is true. Woody never dabs. Only when there are no other options.

Man, i loved that Woody dab dank meme video, it was sure as hell funny!

by Woodydabdankmeme May 30, 2018

t-dank

A cowgirl, but a hippie at heart! She is a continuous smoker that loves to kick it with the guys. People gravitate towards T-Dank. She enjoys long relationships and has many close guy friends. Often mistaken for a "slut" but really isn't. Most people are jealous of her, because dayumm she's on top of her game. You're just not on her level, but don't feel bad as often as she smokes not very many people are. She drives a massive bad ass truck, basically a hot box on wheels, most likely named black betty or beauty. Basically, T-dank's fuckin DANK.

guy 1"I'm bored as fuck"
Guy 2"Let's hit up T-Dank"
Guy 3 "Are we gonna kill a cat?"

Love you T-Dank!

Sincerly, your boys :)

by TreyJordanMikeCadeStetson April 22, 2011