Jesus Christ on a cracker

A notably more potent form of the exclamation"Jesus Christ!". Used to show extreme cases of shock, disgust, or awe.
John: Yo, I just hit your little sister with my car!
Bill: Jesus Christ on a cracker! Is the car ok?
by TGBen December 31, 2008
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nigga-ass-cracker

Your homie who is a cracker, but he's such a brotha you call him a nigga.
yo that cracker is such a brotha. He is a nigga-ass-cracker.
by Rez-a-wan August 09, 2011
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Cracker Jack

A person who is afraid to fight a man but will beat on his women and strut. A disgusting, non-bathing, rotten toothed, alcoholic who has usually burnt all his brain cells by age 12 due to huffing gasoline. A person who has had multiple run-ins with law enforcement for drugs and has yet to do any time, a lowlife who averages 1 1/2 showers per year and who has never owned a toothbrush.
1) Many of the men in this area are real cracker jacks...
2) If it looks like shit and smells even worse, it must be a cracker jack.
3) Man, you are a cracker jack, no surprise in the box, mother fucker.
by Crazy Amy December 18, 2008
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After Sex Crackers

Supreme after fuck refresher, specifically Kelloggs Town House "Flip Sides," or, preferable name being in François, "Recto-Verso," or, more favorably, "Erecto-Verso."
"Hey, great bang. Want some after sex crackers?"

"Fuckin rights b'y"
by Joebama Biden June 27, 2021
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Fire-Cracker Fart

1. When you fart after eating spicey food and you think something may have come out, but your not sure, and then unfortunately find out something did happen because of the warm burning feeling.

2. Similar to sharting but with a warm burning feeling.
I think I just sharted in my pants? No dude you just had a fire-cracker fart. That warm burning sensation is the key to determining the differnce! Go change your pants...
by GeeQue March 21, 2009
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jesus christ on a cracker

An exclamatory remark used to express surprise, distress, and outrage.
*In response to Matthew's CBT, Jack yells:
"Jesus Christ on a cracker!"
by Beau Weidman October 18, 2007
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low-fat cracker

a meth addict (usually white)who is really skinny from constantly tweaking.
"What you hangin' wit those toothless low-fat crackers fo'"
by House of Mayhem December 01, 2006
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