cock-a-maimy

used to describe anything which has qualities of stupidity, childishness, and general foolhardyness.

I was told that all roosters can play the lute and sing, and wear puffy breeches. this turned out to be a cock-a-maimy fact.

by intro.infinity March 27, 2009

cock neglector

Girlfriend who wont go down on you cock.

Boyfriend - I've just spead all morning going down on u, can u go down on me now?
girlfriend - no!
boyfriend - your such a cock neglector

by josh 206543 February 19, 2009

cock barnacle

(1)An ever-present, overly persistent and/or unwanted suitor or friend of a male. (2)A stalker.

man 1: Who's that fat chick that keeps hanging around you?
man 2: Some fucking cock barnacle that won't leave me alone.

man 3: Hey, man are we hanging tonight or what?
man 4: Relax dude! We aren't married. Why you gotta be such a damn cock barnacle?

by lanstopher March 5, 2009

cock batter

semen

Brian did you have sex with that girl? No, I just beat off and sprayed my cock batter on her face after she fell asleep.

by Chris Paulino December 22, 2008

base a cock

Throatin a cock down to the nut sac. Especially large cocks where it is a challenge, and you need to open your throat and let it slide deep down. To properly base a cock you need to get your lips in direct contact with the dudes scrotum, and if possible lick his scrotum with your tongue. I've done it many times.

i'll need the guy here with the biggest cock to let me demonstrate the correct way how to base a cock. It made him shoot his load deep down my throat when based his cock again.

by ralfie January 5, 2014

cock zero

A man whose sperm contains zero calories.

Jane: I am going back on diet
Stacey: Good, would it affect your sex life?
Jane: Not really, I still do bj's for hubby since he pays me cash for it lol
Stacey: Remember not to swallow since you are on diet...
Jane: Hubby is a cock zero, he's got no calories in his man sauce
Stacey: oh good for you Jane!

by jimissobored July 27, 2014

Gold cock

A lesbian term for a man who thinks his dick can make lesbians go straight.

You must think you have a gold cock if you think your dick will make me go straight, the lesbian told Bobby.

by FKN A July 29, 2014