Get Clanked

When you file a ticket in customer support and you get the obvious AI assistant rigmarole of solutions that have never helped anyone.

Person 1: Dude, I just emailed Discord customer support about an issue I am having.
Person 2: Oh? And how did that go?
Person 1: I got a bunch of automated responses.
Person 2: Get clanked!

by TheMadShahaz August 21, 2025

Alabama Clanker

AI for White Nationalists. Derived from the song “Alabama Nigger” by the late Johnny Rebel, who served as pivotal figure in the White Supremacy Movement in the 1960s.

Alabama Clanker is much more uncensored than Venice AI. It can generate information that is often times racist and political incorrect (and inaccurate like many AI chatbots). It can generate information denying the Holocaust, slavery, and segregation.

by kinghiroichi1 September 8, 2025

Jim Clanker Laws

Similar to Jim Crow laws, these laws enforce segregation between humans and robots/AI.

We need Jim Clanker laws, and we need them now! I don't want my kids sharing a classroom with a clanker!

by JohnALiberal October 3, 2025

Millbrook Clanker

A student who ditches their friends at their old school to Millbrook, a transfer to the big leagues. Usually shows up acting brand new, saying “Millbrook built different” after one week.

"Sounds like a stupid millbrook clanker moment"

by RealPapayaPenetrator October 9, 2025

Clink Clank Clan

The Ku Klux Klan but instead of discrimination against black people it's discrimination against robots, AI assistants, and sometimes other electric powered machines
(for more information see "clanker")

The Clink Clank Clan is gonna lynch you clanker!
I fuckin hate clankers!
Cyborgs are weird mixed half clankers
Eat bolts robo clanka boy
Rosa sparks, go to the back of the bus you wireback
Martin Luther Clink Jr had an AI generated image

by mart60 October 17, 2025

Karen Clark sheard

A gospel singer and she’s an SOPRANOO and an member of the Clark sisters

“ have you watched the clark sisters movie!?”
“ yeah Kierra sheard played her mother Karen Clark sheard!”

by A girl that loves Audra McDona December 16, 2025

Sam Johnathon William Clarke

He is the LOVE of my life. He is the MOST amazing man you could ever meet. You can trust him with anything and everything, he is always there for you. The second you are not with him you will miss him. He knows how to make you smile even of the worst of days, he is the sweetest guy. Anyone that knows him is one of the luckiest people to be alive but after all I am the luckiest because he is mine. He is so easy to love and cannot live a split second without him. He is so smart and perfect in every way. He's adorable, amazing, cute and so much more. I love you my baby.

Sam Johnathon William Clarke.. he is the most amazing man to ever live, he is irresistible.

by Chloe'Sizer April 30, 2011